Was scrolling through the curated “Woke” games list made by terminally-online chuds for fun and wasn’t disappointed
“P-please buy our game with LGBT characters”
“STFU damn woke leftists think they can tell me what to do”
“إِلَهَ إِلَّا الله”
“YES SIR! Glory to the resistance and death to the Zionist entity 🫡”
I'm still convinced this is a bit. It's just so silly it can't not be.
Never underestimate the fact that people can be very, very dim
Like all of the Christians who've been listening to that remix of Madonna's Like a Prayer because they think it's a religious song
I still remember when that song first came out and they wanted to skin her
Or take me to church which is about a subby bottom but was taken as fantastically literal by some evangelical christians for the chorus alone
If i knew someone who took that woke game list and it's contents/woke DEI killing vidya nonsense seriously I'd just avoid them. That's so unhinged.
I like to apply Hanlon's razor in reverse.
Never attribute stupidity that which can be adequately explained with malice.
lol
drinking bleach to purge the WOKE bacteria in my stomach that reproduce asexually 😤
I got super mad at that too. Bio troofers fucking suck at knowing basic biology. I'm just someone who likes animals a lot and learned a good bit of natural science cause it's fun and also it's just good to know what's going on in.the world and that includes what animals are up to. They're also doing shit, and it's usually really cool. Losing my train of thought but I really hate this arrogant behavior masquerading as knowing what you're talking about. Information is at your fingertips, you could literally research just the point you're trying to make before posting to make sure you're not full of shit. It's pretty easy.
real life is woke? guess they should follow their leader
ain't nothin wrong with wanting some Gek tiddies
the procedural alien generation doesn't consistently generate big mommy milkers. woke. woke! WOKE!!!
The FAUNA ISN'T SEXUALLY DIMORPHOUS? WHOEVER WROTE THIS NEEDS TO BE KIDNAPPED AND BROUGHT TO ME SO I CAN SHOW THEM PICTURES OF BUGS AND FISH AND HE CAN GUESS THEIR GENDER. Unless you know what the fuck to look for telling the sex of different animals can be really fucking hard. And that's the animals on earth. Aliens are aliens. Not only is this severely anthropomorphic idea of sexual dimorphism which is I'm gonna take a big leap here and say is almost certainly not based to this poster in any anthropology or evolutionary biology but fairly recent cultural norms they've confused for such. And then also decides it's a good idea to apply this to alien animals.
Hermafrodite species are woke
Subtle DEI messaging in Skyrim
Grand Theft Auto IV: The Complete Edition
Contains subtly pro-LGBTQ+ messaging. Multiple LGBTQ+ minor npcs. The Ballad of Gay Tony dlc features a gay couple.
It's not so subtly, Niko literally beats a homophobic to death for messing with his gay childhood friend, and Niko spends a lot of time with Florian/Bernie, he even goes to Roman's marriage.
how do they rate solitaire
WOKE: there is a female character (queen) with a higher rank than one of the male characters (jack). Also there are two black factions but ZERO white ones.
Woke is when barista have pink hair and she kisses other girl, DUH.
Damn even vice city is too woke for them.
How is Vice City woke? Because it makes fun of 1980's conservatives?
Come on man, you can't just not leave a link.
Apparently this website itself is unrelated to the actual group and is just putting this out as a bit.
Lol. Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024 is woke because there are to many POC presets in the character creator.
You can be a plane of color?
The Nazi to islamist pipeline is small but it is real.
You should see some of the telegram channels that are run by Lebanese folks. Interesting brainworms on display over there
I’d hesitate to say “Nazi” per se (correct me if I’m wrong) but
qualifies as a general RW dipshitYo, this might actually be a good list, if you sort by wokest (best). Thanks :)
Edit: I thought it had ranking or something, but it only has 3 categories. I should have expacted that they couldn't even make a proper list...
Oxygen tanks are woke
keep black sushi chef out of my games
Cant tell what exactly passes for “DEI” since plenty of “non-woke” games listed have black characters.
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et. Al)Crystal Project is so good it's crazy.
bwohoho, I love how historical realism isn't when a German with a Cei Rigotti saves someone from death by stabbing them in the eye after they got got by an American sniper using a General Liu, it's Algerians.
Ignoring critical support for anti-agentskin aktion, this is comically chuddy to call Russian Slur Simulator 2012 woke for wahmen
This fascist has the highest scores for critical thinking. No one will ever find a fascist as quick as this one ever again.
They didn't play the game. Harry, after thinking about it for 8 hours, definitely concluded that he is not a homosexual. A conclusive and final conclusion that will stand the test of time.