Your wake-up juice defines you

What is PSL

No hot chocolate is a gross omission.

I'll murder anyone trying to talk to me before I had my 430ml of strong black tea in the morning. I have two cats and hate dogs. Never been to the UK.

Yes yes, Britain, the only tea-obsessed country in the world

What about the energy drink people?

Yerba mate

night owl in a morning people world
grumpy [S. Cone or Syria] | hipster [elsewhere]
caffeine addict in denial

Okay but where is the unexpected tattoo?

looks down on myself

WTF, that was unexpected.

White can Monster. Where is?

milk

Sidenote tho black coffee is fucking tasty as shit ok

Where'the chocky milk?

Black Coffee - I like a good morning poop and I’m calorie conscious.

I drink water in the AM yet i haven’t sprouted feathers or a tuxedo so I feel slightly ripped off.

What's PSL?

Death before decaf sounds about right for me.

Where's coffee with sugar and milk? I feel invisible 🥺

Tea people are definitely more cat people than dog people, but otherwise pretty accurate

GIVE ME CAFFEINE OR GIVE ME DEATH!

How can you put five different kinds of coffee on here and not put milk.

How about Yerba Maté?

Espresso gang?

I do black but decaf. What would that mean?

TIL people are putting butter and coconut oil in their coffee. What even?

Can confirm not wearing pants and magically got another tattoo

So if you have instant coffee with a dash of milk, to which category you belong?

This is maybe the first time I do not feel include in any of the description and I drink three of these (coffee, tea and water) on a regular base and green juice now and then 😂

Here I am in the minority with strong chicory with heavy cream. All the bad breath; none of the drugs.

I'm surprised green tea isn't more popular, especially as a morning drink considering it doesn't cause bad breath or rot your teeth with acids and sugar.

Diet soda gang rise up!

While it's true that I'm not a big fan of mornings happening so early and that I don't take prisoners, the latter is because I'm in favor of restorative justice, not that I kill humans in stead of caging them. Also, I DO drink decad if I want a hot drink and it's too late for caffeine to not keep me awake until 4am 🤷

I drink hot-chocolate-milk. I'm perfect.

I ride my gravel bike anywhere from 5 to 25 miles before work, depending on how early I get out the door and whether or not my bike is broken. 1. I get around by bike, so the 5 is the bare minimum and 25 is for when I get out the door with two hours to spare and can really get down and dirty with some dirt, and 2. I literally broke my crankset on Thursday while trail riding before work.

Weirdly, off the bike, the latte describes me the best, right down to the unexpected tattoo, but I actually drink water most frequently.

Drinks nothing

Wine in the morning is more mental illness than dramatic lol

Just great, now I have to get a tattoo

Death before decaf was a cold brew coffee distributed in the northern new England area like 7 years ago lol. Great name.

I feel like my cold brewed espresso with dark chocolate oatmilk says: "mmm".

I run 5 miles before work and drink black coffee lol

Mocha is always my first choice. Sometimes I make it with coffee, milk and a little bit of hot chocolate mix. 10/10 - I used to hate coffee but this is the bomb.

If no mocha, latte ftw lol.