Telling someone to vote for the lesser of two evils among two genocidal monsters is like taking a vegan to a burger place and saying they should just get a burger without cheese instead of with it
Telling someone to vote for the lesser of two evils among two genocidal monsters is like taking a vegan to a burger place and saying they should just get a burger without cheese instead of with it
Goddamn Americans can only understand morality if it's a burger.
gotta reach people on their level
They clearly don't, cause they're still eating the burger
It doesn't have cheese in it
"If you eat enough of the burgers maybe the next shipment will be Impossible Burgers."
Sus-ply and demand
Perfect.
“Just pick the meat out.”
okay
“Just have a little bit of turkey at Thanksgiving dinner!”
Yeah but don’t you stupid commies realize that one genocide president has a better genocide than the other one?!
"have fish instead"
I thought about this example but I really wanted to emphasize the similarity of the options. That said, if you go by what people actually say to vegans this is probably more accurate.
Fish is succ Dems like Bernie
Fish Delites
GOOD post
Broke: Voting for the lesser evil
Woke: Voting for the one most likely to get redacted
Bespoke: [redacted]
One of my favourite r/enlightenedcentrism posts was when someone shared a burger paddy that was 50% TVP and 50% beef, and then centrists came out of the woodwork to say things like "well it would reduce meat consumption by 50%" etc
You know what else would reduce meat consumption by 50%?! And also reduce it by the other 50%?
burger paddy? you mean a bostonian?
A+
I won't lie, I love some mapo tofu.
It's because he looks like a cheeto, I get it
Look, just get the hamburger without the cheese. Getting anything other than a hamburger is the same as getting a cheeseburger. This is literally the most important decision since we came here last time, when you also had to get a hamburger. And the time before, when you ordered the hamburger like you were told but still got stuck with the cheeseburger
why so much vegan posting in the non vegan coms
Why wouldn't there be?
im generally the asshole who wants the proper thing placed in the proper com, and following the rules in order to improve the site. (its why i hate dredgetank for existing)
more posting in c/vegan would encourage further activity in different communities besides everyone just using c/chapo as basically the new c/main
the vegan comm has banned a lot of people who regularly post on this site, as they have a strict "non-vegans not allowed" posting policy. Definitely caught me off guard when it happened to me, particularly because I wasn't arguing with anyone, but instead getting an in-depth explainer on the vegan perspective on work-animals
thats their own problem if they cant stop banning everyone who isnt them, not mine. If you're posting veganism, post it in the com for veganism.
If you keep buying and eating this burger every day for 4 years, eventually they'll make one that caters to your exact desires
It's like when some vegans said "we won" when KFC launched a line of vegan chicken.