Who the hell is impressed by this
Who the hell is impressed by this
I want names of the people that we know that are falling for this
It's cool looking not gonna lie, but in an "I would download this from the asset store for a game" way
Just build fucking trains and pay bus drivers you freaks
okay, I am a massive slut for the pseudo art deco style it has going on here, I have to admit
Everything else? ugh, why?
Private train?
We need some kind of market based incentives to spawn moustached detectives around them
We need some kind of market based incentives to spawn moustached detectives around them
The moustached detective at home:
I've said it before and I'll say it again: credulous bazingas that watched sci-fi treats and really liked the blue curtains in them.
Not a single attractive person thinks this is impressive.
Have they considered what happens if they were to hit a pothole or curb? Look at how low that thing is, it's practically a street sweeper except it's making the street shittier by virtue of existence.
"Wow, Minority Report is so cool and futuristic!"
Back in CA, more than once, I've had conversations where someone was really excited about the idea of "precrime" and looked forward to "precrime" law enforcement by way of bazinga tech. One even said "the 'precrime' system in Minority Report was accurate and objectively good, actually" ignoring the exploitation of living beings within the plot of that movie because of course they did.
My car unfortunately has low clearance. It regularly uncomfortably scrapes against most inclines. The bottom panels in the front are mutilated. I can't get out of my driveway without worrying that I'm going to bend some pipe unless I angle it perfectly.
There's absolutely no way in hell these aren't as gimmicky as the Las Vegas hyperloop where it's just a circular tunnel that Teslas can't even self-navigate. Maybe this thing can be manually offloaded from a tow truck and programmed to slowly move around a completely flat track, but I could not take it across my 10 minute commute. There are multiple local rail crossings I think it'd get stuck on and the storm channels on our intersections would probably destroy the front of it.
the tunnels don't even have a flat enough road surface for that thing haha
search for "driveway curb ramp" you can find lots of hard rubber products that are built to make your driveway less of a trough
nice try driveway curb ramp guerrilla marketing team, I'm on to your shenanigans
yea very clearly he got his 'inspiration' from looking at trams running on much smoother slopes
you know how it always happens: you're in a group of 18 to 20 people, you need to all go to another location, and everyone complains that there isn't a taxi that can accommodate your whole group without splitting into four vehicles
Forget the train, I'm more impressed with the M.C. Escheresque architecture on those pillars in the background
They couldn't be bothered to photoshop the entire thing, it's just AI atp
Some day I will climb the infinite stairs. I won't let your lies dissuade me
Nobody.
Elon fans are just sunk-cost coping at this point. They know this shit is cringe but they hope but passionately insisting it isn't they can warp reality around to come closer to their mind palace.
The hell is this?
It's a zamboni. Be kind, it's very lost.
I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A
Apparently investors werent - $TSLA down ~10%
i think it's cool that it looks like a toaster :)
Sometimes the passengers come out a little bit charred, so it fits.
All of this has happened before and it will happen again
My guess is Francis Ford Coppola. I bet he'll put these in Megalopolis 2
the only good use
A private bus that will get stuck on the first speed bump it tries to go over.
Gilded Age 2 fuckin sucks
I would be impressed if this were some form of standard public transport.
The main streets in the town nearby me would utterly demolish it if it was a standard public transport.
take me to my wedding on the ironman zamboni
Some American Somewhere:
People want trains.
Trains? Okay
Behold A Train!
That is a car.
There were people going crazy for this in that unveiling clip I saw posted here. One dude yelled, "Fuck yeah" and another was going, "What is that?!?", like he was personally meeting Jesus. Made me sick.
For my own faith in humanity and what's left of it, I'll assume at least one of them was paid to be that excited about the fucking thing.
Mans gonna need an infinite tsukuyomi to warp reality to convince people his grand delusions are gonna come true
Caesar Catalina shit
What is this? Some kind of megalopolis?
OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? WHAT IS THAT?Is this the modern edition of the JL421 Badonkadonk?
Looks like something I'd expect to see in a movie like demolition man.
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