This picture may become legendary. Or at least become a legendary Hexbear emoji.
This picture may become legendary. Or at least become a legendary Hexbear emoji.
the 1% torso shot obv
clicks torso 4 times
all the sound effects came to me unprompted. Nice work!
In this moment, Elon is euphoric. Not because of some phony woke pronouns. But because he has fully self-actualized himself by finally becoming the little fascist he has always wanted to be.
why is he doing thatBecause he's the main character, the bestest boy, the very smartest, and his mommy even tweeted so just before he did that jump.
Even Trump knows he's cringe
The theory I subscribe to is he got addicted to internet clout by being offbeat and le random xD with tweens after his PewDiePie appearance.
He was content with cameos on The Big Bang Theory or Iron Man as the South African Thomas Edison (in more ways than one). Someone online redditors and tech bros know as some eccentric rocket/car maker.
But after PewDiePie, he tasted the approval of mainstream children. He was on stage with a modern celebrity tasting modern fandom. He's chased that high ever since. And the more he's chased it the more insufferable he's become to a regular person.
All that's left are people too braindead to see through his PR, who think he's an actual Tony Stark genius, and those same braindead morons are overwhelmingly right wing because once again they're too dumb to not fall for right wing talking points. And of course he's pandering to them, the only people who still like him, because affection is the only thing he can't buy.
Emerald mine money can buy him cars, a PR team, a "founder" title, degrees and a reputation as an epic inventor. But it cannot buy him affection. Not from his children, not from people with an ounce of common sense.
I love the look on trumps face. "what the fuck is this disgusting loser doing?"
Is he still wearing those boots from when he was pretending to be a cowboy in Texas?
And the fucking buckle.
And the "OCCUPY MARS" super dated attempt to dunk on OWS.
He's a collection of increasingly-expired "cool" attempts that no one around him dares to say otherwise about.
As someone that bought a buckle like that just to be ironic when I moved to Texas, and as someone that is also shaped like a potato, I can garauntee that thing is digging into his soft marshmallow gut since his shirt isn't tucked in. Uncritical support for the buckle imo.
E: but yeah Melon def want's so hard to be his own action figure lol.
Can’t believe someone captured a photograph of the moment Elon Musk sacrificed his own life to take Trump’s third would-be assassin’s bullet. Whatever you want to say about how Musk lived his life, he died a hero.
Ozembic face. i seriously didn't recognize him
Dude became Andrew Yang
I believe I can fly
I believe my little wiener can touch the sky
500,000 of my cars burn night and day
Spread my wig and fly away~
Elon musk’s like the only incomprehensibly powerful guy who you can meme about and it actually mean something (it will offend him)
The silver lining of Yankee electoral politics is that whatever happens in November, some of the most cringe-worthy and disgusting people alive are going to be so mad and sore about it.
I know it's just regular MAGA vs blue MAGA, but I'll take some bittersweet satisfaction to watch
eat shit with the latter outcome.
Richest man serving as a jester for a fascist. Both likely pedos and sex pests
Well this kinda reminds me of Goebbels assistant who was a real deal duke, and Goebbels swinged between fawning to him and treating him like disgusting lackey he was.
Not to mention all the industrialists and aristocrats licking boots of various nazi bonzos.
This man is perpetually trying to go back to a time where he was more popular. Doge memes. Libertarians being relevant (le epic Ron Paul and Ron Swanson). Tumblr tier puns (let that sink in). 69/420 funny numbers. Occupy Wall Street. Its as if I can peer into his mind. I see a divorced man, former cool uncle, now going through a midlife crisis, desperately throwing the same memes and references to recapture his former status as "cool".
Man's gonna release a Harlem Shake video with Trump Jr. and Eric in 2024 wearing a Dicks Out For Harambe shirt.
Whenever you feel your're not good enough, not cool enough, too out of touch, too much of a dork, you just have to remember that Elon exists and immediately you'll feel better about yourself.
In this moment, he was euphoric. Just before he started concern trolling for Christianity, he was LARPing as a devil worshiper for sheer contrarian Reddit New Atheism cred. He liked that moment so much that he kept it as his Twitter avatar for years now.
What the hell am i looking at?!
If he was actually an "Imperator" as he fancies himself the Preatorian Guard would have axed him and grabbed whoever was next in line to take his place
Pertinax and Didius Julianus, on one picture.
Cut him out of this image and put him upside down.
EDIT: I scrolled down https://hexbear.net/comment/5470461
at this point, soy beans themselves are a mere simulacrum of how fucking soy this image is
What it's like to be born with billions of Good Boy Points.
US civil war 2026 between the Trump supporters and the bazingas after a schism in the republican party when Trump and Musk finally get sick of each other?
If the GOP gets everything it wants and basically abolishes the Democrats, the next inevitable party split may truly be MAGA vs Bazinga MAGA.
As part of Sugar Daddy Theil's terms of Service, Trump must accomodate
the Pay Pal mafia meme-bers vanity stunts.Elon's Special Interest is open racism
Makes me think of Steve Ballmer running around on stage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WW2JWIv6G8
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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Here's a deep cut... Bob Dylan soy bomb
You gotta hand it to Musk, he can do a great Mussolini impression.
