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6mo ago

What have we done with what we have been given?!

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What do you dip it in? Chicken?

God looking over at the 'GLOBAL BIBLICAL FLOOD' button on his control board
- He promised to never do that one again.
  But he said nothing about a massive gamma ray burst.
  
  Who says he hadn't already done it a few times already, including the one people wrote about? It's not like there would be many survivors to share the story .... and the ones left alive would definitely be told what they could or couldn't commit to history.

I'd eat it. I would regret it, but I have to know.
- I would say that a quote from St. Augustine would be appropriate in this situation:
  “Not all wonders are natural; many are devised by man’s ingenuity, many by the craft of demons.”
  I'm thinking this is a combination of the latter two. Eating it will make you part of the Army of the Damned.
  
  I'm more worried about my mortal bowels than my immortal soul if I ate that thing.
  
  I think you're allowed one taste. It's the second taste that consigns your soul to damnation
  
  I've earned eternal damnation for less
  
  Not again.
- Why would you regret tasting heaven?
  
  Because I'll be dead. My organs will organize against the oppression of my brain and I will die.

You worship in your way and let me worship in mine.

Love how a spy kids 2 quote from Steve Buscemi hit so hard it's still circulating the internet twenty two years later.

What is ranch? I'm English and I don't have a valid frame of reference for the concept of ranch other than large cattle farm.
- A milk/cream based dressing with onion, garlic and dill as the main seasonings, with 4-5 others sprinkled in.
- It's basically the American version of salad cream.
  
  That's an unfair comparison.
  For grandparent:
  Ranch is mayonnaise-based, but is savory, with seasonings and plenty of umami. There's a lot of variation, and IMO the best version is Uncle Dan's (Amazon).
  It's a cream dressing, so plenty heavy. Often used for dipping stuff. With Uncle Dan's (which comes as a powder), you mix it with buttermilk and mayo for a dressing; or you mix it with Greek yoghurt (or sour cream) and mayo for a dip.
- It's congealed leprechaun jizz.
- Vile.
  
  The description in the image sounds pretty tasty. Although I have no idea what buttermilk is

I'm still waiting for deep fried oil.
- Deep fried butter is very close

It's not deep fried ranch dressing. The image clearly states it is fried ranch flavored cream cheese. Fried cheese isn't weird.
- Even a sauce breaded and deep-fried isn't that weird; it's basically what a croquette is.
- fried ranch flavored cream cheese
  Oh, well never mind. That definitely won't taste absolutely horrible and is totally not a bad idea for a cheese flavor.
  Fried cheese isn’t weird.
  Isn't it, though?
  
  You talk any more shit about mozzarella sticks and there's gonna be some serious throwdown shenanigans.
- I had it and I liked. Did I feel a little disgusting having it? Yes. But if someone offers you deep fried ranch at the MN State fair you got to try it.

Honestly that sounds delicious, and you can't convince me otherwise.

How is that even possible. You can’t deep fry a liquid.
- You take the ranch, and you freeze it in small balls like cheese curds, then remove them, roll them in seasoned flower, drop into room temp ranch, and back into panko. Fry at 350 degrees for 90 seconds.
  I just made that all up but that's what I would try first.
  (Hoping you can get it to solidify, remember deep fried ice cream is a thing)
  
  Holy shit. That would work.

Ranch it up 🤟

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