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https://www.der-postillon.com/2018/05/niederlaendisch.html
reminded me of this one:
Dutch words in general are insane. My favorite is Schildpad=turtle. Which literally means "shield Toad"
- Exact same usage in German: Schildkröte.
  
  But its not like the English language doesn't do the exact same thing.
  
  Most languages: Ananas
  
  English: pineapple
  
  Same in Swedish, "sköldpadda". Literally shield toad.
  
  Tho, I would say, even tho its piney, a pineapple is nothing like an apple.
Tbf, there's nothing serious about the sentence "spank me daddy".
- Fair enough.
- Uhh depends on the context
I still find it weird that the word daddy, you know, the word you lovingly use as a child for your father also has a very sexual other use.

I dont know what you guys do or did with your dad when you where little but this is just beyond crazy.

Or does the entire US population has oudipus complex?
- I take it you've never broken both your arms
  
  What are you doing, step-Hadriscus?
- It’s not just a US thing
- Too many people had absent fathers probably
  
  I didn't... daddy uwu
- That's not even the dutch flag
  
  but it is ? right ? colors a bit pale, but... I think it is
  
  Not enough carrots.
Actually the proper term is 'billenkoek'
- You're thinking of Bill and Richard, the time-traveling rockers. Wait, that's Bill and Ted... What's Bill and cock?
  
  What's Bill and cock?
  
  They're from the porn parody: Bill And Cock's Excellent Ass Venture
  
  Bill & Cook would be a better way to pronounce it.
Alternative caption: Google Translate is not a serious translator.
Had to go to translator and confirm this one.

Damn. Wow.
- Tbf, I think it's translated to "give me a clap papa". But I'm basing that on interpolation as a swede
  
  Same here, except as a Dane. Hi neighbor! 👋
I see the Scots Wikipedia guy has found a new way to pass the time.

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