I faked trombone all the way through middle school. Adam, the kid next to me, knew how to play trombone and could read the music as well. What I did was create my own system of trombonal slide positions, numbered 1 through 6. Then I would watch where Adam moved his slide with each note played, and I would write the corresponding number from my system above each note on my paper.
I leached you like a vampire, Adam.
That's almost as much work as learning it!
you created your own system for actively refusing to learn to play normally. lol
i mean good job too I guess but I think just practicing would have been less effort.
This is especially funny because I think there's only 7 positions on a typical trombone anyway, and unless you have godlike lips can only hit 3 or 4 octaves across those. i played trombone through high school and it's like the easiest instrument, haha.
I did the same for the piano tbh. I was better at rhythm games than parsing sheet music so I'd practice and memorise pieces on something like Synthesia.
That's harder when playing plinky plonk though.
Yeah, that's why I'm stuck playing with one hand, never properly learned notation
Haha. The seal really sells it.
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Make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day
I think non-musicians can tell a cello from a violin and a tuba from a trumpet.
Exactly. This is not a musician vs a non musician, but a musician vs a 5 years old.
I wish it was that way. I've seen a 20 year old get brass instruments mixed up. Many reference squidward when talking about clarinet, oboe, English horn, and bass clarinet. Unfortunately it isn't just musician vs a 5 year old.
I've had multiple people call my baritone saxophone a trumpet... It's funny and sad everytime
But can they tell a violin from a fiddle?
Soundwise or visually? I can see the difference (big vs little) but I don't think I could reliably pick out the sound between the two.
I was thinking visually. But even sound-wise I don't think most people would hear a cello and think that's a violin (even if they don't know it's a cello). But I've listened to a lot of Apocalyptica and 2Cellos, and I also grew up on cartoons that feature tubas frequently for comedic effect, so maybe I'm just biased.
Never look up the Hungarian name for the bassoon.
I love blowing my Fagott.
Oh.
Same in most languages (a variation of fagott).
Oh no
I only recognize one epic saxophone guy and it isn't george michael.
Thought for a minute you were going to say Sexy Sax Man https://youtu.be/GaoLU6zKaws?si=jdPgpAw12HX0YqzP
Wait, that’s neither John Coltrane nor John Zorn.
You'd best recognize Leo Pellegrino
People: "This is a xylophone."
Musicians: "It's metallic, hint hint."
People: "Yes, it's a metallic xylophone."
Musicians:
Glockenspiel is just fun to say though.....
My sister plays both the violin and the big violin.
Simultaneously??
My sister is the big violin.
"Squidward flute" made me cringe so hard I almost passed out. God please tell me none of you are actually that lame
no one is. this is the most ridiculous caricature I've ever seen and the immense snobbery of the so-called musician is unbearable. no one calls cellos violins. no one says Squidward flute or plinky plonk. literally everyone knows what a saxophone is, no one says careless whisper, which hasn't been nearly as popular and ubiquitous as it was decades ago. i wouldn't be surprised if fewer people know about careless whisper than they do about epic sax guy from Eurovision.
As a musician, this is how I feel when talking to percussionists. Pretty much anything that makes a sound can be used for percussion and plenty of them have been given specific names: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_percussion_instruments
My favorite percussion instrument, "alarm device"
Somebody had a fire drill during band class and said "write that down, write that down!"
Yeah, I'm an amateur musician and can tell the difference between different kinds of saxomophone, between cellos and violas, and so on. But, there are a lot of things I'd just call "drums" that have specialty names. I mean, how many names are there for "large upright drum that you play with your fingertips and thumbs while it sits between your legs"?
*careless whisper* is a really weird way to spell Baker Street
Wow, I know the saxophone reference but clearly have never heard the actual song. That transition to and from the singer on acoustic is jarring. The sax part is completely out of place in this song, or the singer is. It feels like they put two completely separate ideas together and shrugged.
Sing us a song, you're the plink-ploink man
My wife and I like to call saxophones "sexy trumpets"
Sexiphones
Mayonnaise.
All of them.I didn't see mayonnaise on either list?
Mayonnaise on an escalator.
Me, a normie: Nerdy noisemakers
First of all, guy on the right isn't just a non musician, he's an ignoramus.
Second, Careless Whisper is only the THIRD most iconic sax song after Baker Street and Run Away (Eurovision origin of Epic Sax Guy)
Keyboard players: everything is keys
cherry mx or gateron?
Ah, the aspiring musician's keyboard who can't afford a real one
The key-tar is an abomination. I have no clue why that thing was made.
Shouldn't cello be part of the "Squidward Flute" group?
I too confuse oboe and cello
Euphonium is a fun word.
It comes from the Latin root Euphonious meaning "sweet voiced"
Guy on the right doesn't exist.
Im pretty sure if the trombone is rusty both of those two people can distinguish it from the others.
(... then again, the adjacent color there is some shitty shade of green so ... kinda, I guess?)
