I guess it's probably the sort of stuff that only makes sense if you've read like a trillion Garfield strips -and specially about this flirting theme- before.
Idiot language pedant? I mean, the difference between it's/its is just a matter of basic grammar. We're not talking here about some obscure feature of the English language. And to be honest, the "fuck off" part was kind of off-key, if you ask me.
None of us here have invented the rules of the English language (or, for that matter, any other language). But once these rules are given, let’s try to use them as best as we can.
I refuse to believe that distinguishing between "its" and "it's" is complicated (you just need to know that "it's" is a contraction of "it is"). Rather, I believe that most people simply don't want to take their 0.01 seconds to think of the correct case: "I'll be understood just the same."
Or in other words: I'm sure that if you gave a prize of, say, $100 to a group of people for correctly placing "its/it's" in a hundred sentences, more than 90% would do it correctly in all of them.
From my point of view, the number of times "its/it's" is written incorrectly does not measure how difficult the English language is but rather the number of people who bother to try to write it correctly.
I wonder how much of a brain is needed to tell it's from its.
Not sure whether it's unusual, but at least it took many years to be introduced to combining any chocolate dessert with red wine.
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I mean, does this person know what happens at NIGHT?
Faith, by George Micheal.
Homework for my 7yo: Please, write a short story, around 300 words. I want a prince named Anna on it, and a unicorn, a castle and a treasure must be mentioned too. At the end, write for questions related to the tale.
It's in Spain. Because for some reason (probably a war?) in some regions we have the standard gauge as well as the "narrow" one.
The thing with France is that their reaction is the same if you don't speak French either.
In the city where I live there are two train stations, next to each other, and with different track gauges.
I'd say anything by Asimov. He had a clear, simple style that makes it the perfect author for the no native English reader.
So I saw this video about possible responses to 1.d4 It's an interesting overview to many possible responses, with general ideas and comments on whether they are worth to be played ant the like.