[Not the Onion] Fyre Festival II Announced With $1.1 Million Ticket Package Option
[Not the Onion] Fyre Festival II Announced With $1.1 Million Ticket Package Option
Anyone who falls for this deserves it tbh
Rich people are the dumbest fucks on earth
They really are, I love how after this and other shit like Theranos that all it takes is a somewhat socially competent smart sounding white person to rip them off for millions
Does it come with an NFT?
They let this guy out of prison after like 2 months, and asked him to please not do this again lol.
said that people born sufficiently rich are free as dolphins and ignore consequences because there are no consequences.
Fool failsons once, lol.
Fool failsons twice, lol, lmao.
That guy’s face is on too tight
he looks like an AI generated Ryan Reynolds
I guess he lost weight in prison b/c he definitely was huskier before.
$1 million for cheese sandwiches again let's go!
Look, I'm sorry, the Fyre Festival works on paper but not in practice I'm afraid
Nonono, that wasn't the real Fyre Festival. The real Fyre Festival hasn't even been tried yet. Ja Rule was a counterrevolutionary.
What's the funniest outcome?
I think it's that he collects something like $10 million bucks and then he moves to a place like Indonesia that has no extradition treaty with the US. Despite already grifting twice on the same idea - next year he does it again by starting selling tickets to Fyre Festival III.
What's the funniest outcome?
Barron goes, an action movie to rescue him ensues, but when they get to him, he sides with his new drug buddies, so . . .
Hahaha like a Patty Hearst of the 21st century, but he joins Hamas instead of West Coast Maoists.
Plague outbreak
He accidentally kills a bunch of nepotism beneficiaries.
Permanently Deleted
First as tragedy - Wimpy chicken sandwiches in tents
Then as farce - Wimpy chicken sandwiches in tents
Billy McFarland
B M F
Coincidence????
Hmm...
Surely they won't fall for it again. Lmmfao they probably will
Hexbear meet up?
