Be unstoppable.
Be unstoppable.
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"Go with the flow."
Divorce noises.
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Menstruation jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Imagine saying to your period:
"Be unstoppable!"-
I was thinking the same thing. “Unstoppable” is not a trait you’d want to impart to your period.
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For maximum effect, save "walk like a champion!" until she's rushing to the bathroom.
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This is a very brave person
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This is great. She’s got a keeper there.
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Can you imagine if a period never stopped. Poor girl would bleed out
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That was my first thought. Stopping that flow is what your want the damn tampon for
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You guys have no idea how a woman works. Stop embarrassing yourselves. Also there’s a kill switch just over the … argh you mother f… kill kill kill
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his dick needs a tampon costume
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Thank you kind stranger, now where the fuck can I buy one?
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Do you just siphon through old , like decades old, posts from reddit or whatever? I mean I want to participate I just don’t know how far back into pre-history
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Now you’re getting into old man shouts at clouds territory
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My litmus test is essentially whether I've seen it before or not, even if it looks like it could be old. If it made me laugh, I'll give it a shot and see if Lemmy enjoys it too.
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Yeah and that's how it should be. Who cares if it's a century old if it's funny.
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I will be laughing at this one all day🤣
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If marriage isn't annoying your spouse with your nonsense on a daily basis then I dont know what marriage is.
My wife is nearly annoy proof. If I texted that, she would get all warm and fuzzy.
Sounds like your wife is keeping the Live, Laugh, Love pillow manufacturers in business.
Have you tried removing the toilet seat 1 hour after your wife goes to bed, so that when she gets up to pee at 2am and doesn't turn on the light, she falls in?
Then you burst in, snap a pic, and upload it to your instagram with the caption "I keep the bitches pussy wet!"
Maybe THAT will annoy her?
Well we cant have that, of course. You need to try some new tactics.
I literally promised an eye-roll per day in my vows. Can't stop, won't stop.
(Holiday inn)
Texting my spouse in another country with random nonsense, even though with our data plan, it's $0.10 a text.
Can't you use something like Telegram/Signal/WhatsApp and avoid the charges?
I should have married you instead of my wife. She’s just not that into it…
hey Donna...