If marriage isn't annoying your spouse with your nonsense on a daily basis then I dont know what marriage is.
My wife is nearly annoy proof. If I texted that, she would get all warm and fuzzy.
Well we cant have that, of course. You need to try some new tactics.
I literally promised an eye-roll per day in my vows. Can't stop, won't stop.
(Holiday inn)
I should have married you instead of my wife. She’s just not that into it…
hey Donna...
"Go with the flow."
Divorce noises.
Menstruation jokes aren't funny. Period.
Imagine saying to your period:
"Be unstoppable!"I was thinking the same thing. “Unstoppable” is not a trait you’d want to impart to your period.
For maximum effect, save "walk like a champion!" until she's rushing to the bathroom.
This is a very brave person
This is great. She’s got a keeper there.
Can you imagine if a period never stopped. Poor girl would bleed out
That was my first thought. Stopping that flow is what your want the damn tampon for
You guys have no idea how a woman works. Stop embarrassing yourselves. Also there’s a kill switch just over the … argh you mother f… kill kill kill
Do you just siphon through old , like decades old, posts from reddit or whatever? I mean I want to participate I just don’t know how far back into pre-history
Now you’re getting into old man shouts at clouds territory
My litmus test is essentially whether I've seen it before or not, even if it looks like it could be old. If it made me laugh, I'll give it a shot and see if Lemmy enjoys it too.
Yeah and that's how it should be. Who cares if it's a century old if it's funny.
his dick needs a tampon costume
Thank you kind stranger, now where the fuck can I buy one?
I will be laughing at this one all day🤣
