Lmao they stabbed Derek Chauvin
Lmao they stabbed Derek Chauvin
Moved to new prison. Here’s hoping he’s moved to a new prison every few months due to round robín stabbings.
Uncritical support for stab happy prisoners
I can't believe I'm asking this again, but were there any drugs in his system? Preexisting conditions? I wish for a speedy end to his condition, but we all should keep in mind he was no saint.
130 0 ReplyI too wish for a speedy end to his condition
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That condition being life
68 0 ReplyYou people are vicious.
I hope for a speedy recovery for this man, so that he is discharged from the med ward asap and back with his inmate friends.
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He's got a criminal background so he definitely wasn't totally blameless in this! We need to get all the facts before we jump to conclusions here!
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The article title is a bit misleading. He was stabbed last November, and moved to a different prison this month.
Turscak, who was charged with attempted murder, told correctional officers he would have killed Chauvin had they not responded so quickly.
110 0 Reply54 0 Replyaww i was hoping it was a separate incident
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we should pardon anyone who stabs Derik Chauvin abd give them the Order of Lenin
84 0 ReplyHoly shit he got stabbed 22 fucking times LMAOOOOOO
76 0 Replymay his suffering end soon
50 0 ReplyI hope they keep using things that are short and dull. Absolutely nothing should be off limits against Chauvin. And I mean nothing.
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That's essentially how getting shanked in prison works. The shivs aren't very large, so they just stab you in the same spot over an over again. It creates a horrendous wound that ends up looking like getting a chunk of your side scooped out with a rusty melon baller.
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This is the second time. He got staged 21 times in 2021.
33 0 Replypoetic justice
26 0 Replyit would be poetic if he was stabbed 846 times
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Good, if he were stabbed 23 times, that would have been stealing valor from Julius Caesar.
21 0 ReplyThat's so awesome.
9 0 Replycertified Varg moment
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Oh no not murder cop
59 0 ReplyDo you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
78 0 ReplyThe American murder cop
The white American murder cop
The white American murder cop, famous for murdering on camera
The white American murder cop, famous for murdering on camera in broad daylight
The white American murder cop, famous for murdering on camera in broad daylight and actually faced consequences
The white American murder cop, famous for murdering on camera in broad daylight and actually faced consequences that actually resulted in prison time
Ah fuck there's still too many, I give up
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why is he called Derek Chauvin when you Shove in the sharpened toothbrush handle shove out hot shank the pig?
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The only way to have him not get stabbed is solitary, I’m willing to make an exception for my anti solitary stance, it’s the only way we can prevent vigilantism undermining the justice done by his sentencing. (This is a joke, his sentence was too light and there is no justice in him ever seeing the light of day again unless it’s because it’s the dawn is breaking over the gallows erected for him).
39 0 ReplySolitary sounds worse than death to me.
15 0 ReplyThat was the general point, I wish worse than death upon him. Every cop deserves hell to be real. I genuinely wish eternal torment upon those I hate. Especially cops, but also chuds and western liberals in general.
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, down for a good time. In the ICU. Then solitary.
29 0 ReplyKueng and Thao are both set to be released in 2025.
Open Season for pork.
27 0 ReplyPerforated Piggy
27 0 ReplyHoled hog. poked pork. pierced porcine. bored boar. ventilated vark.
Would that many more swine be made into swiss cheese.
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25 0 Reply22 0 ReplyGet rekt bozo
21 0 Reply18 0 Replydid he make this facial expression
18 0 Reply18 0 Reply18 0 ReplyInmates just trying to get a hog roast going.
16 0 Replyagain? lmao
maybe they should put him into solitary for the rest of his time, would definitely keep him safe
15 0 ReplyChauvin :solidarity: Bolsonaro
Getting stabbed.
14 0 ReplyChauvin :solidarity: Bolsonaro
As a Brazillian, I have to come here and say in portuguese:
"FACADA MAL DADA DO CARALHO"
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Vaxxed?
9 0 Replyanother chauvinist down
6 0 Reply5 0 ReplyBahahahaha
Hey asshole, welcome to the violent box you so eagerly put people in. You created the exact situation you’re in now.
Will he instead, become a champion of rehabilitation?
Fuck no. It will only further his disgusting violent beliefs. And that’s the point.
Death to Amerikkka
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