40cm bottle gourd surgically removed from farmer's rectum in India
40cm bottle gourd surgically removed from farmer's rectum in India
60-years-old farmer was sent to the hospital due to intense stomachache. Doctors found a 40cm bottle gourd lodged in his rectum.
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Doctors in India recently carried out an unusual surgery to remove a 40cm bottle gourd from a farmer’s rectum.
According to India TV, the patient arrived at Chhatarpur District Hospital in Madhya Pradesh from Khajuraho on Saturday (20 July).
The 60-year-old was in critical condition, suffering from intense stomach pain.
An X-ray revealed the entire bottle gourd lodged inside the farmer’s rectum, causing significant internal damage
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One of the surgeons involved in the operation revealed that the patient declined to disclose how the gourd came to be lodged in his rectum.
Doctors suspect that a mental health issue might be behind this bizarre incident, though they haven’t ruled out the possibility of an accident.
Wanted to have an explosive orgasm, didn’t have a partner
“Doctors suspect that a mental health issue might be behind this bizarre incident”
Mfw
33 0 ReplyMight be safer than admitting you're a man who likes stuff up their butt depending on where you live
7 0 ReplySo where was the squash exactly?
India … butt?
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"So I was farming in the nude and slipped in the gourd field and..."
26 0 ReplyOne in a million shot, doc
12 0 ReplyI'm not a doctor, but this sounds like something a doctor might consider sus.
6 0 Replydo not kink shame. everyone can have its own fetish
5 0 ReplyIt's worked every time for a friend of mine. He is banned from the allotment but still likes to hoover nude.
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According to India TV, the patient arrived at Chhatarpur District Hospital in Madhya Pradesh from Khajuraho on Saturday (20 July).
it should be noted that khajuraho is famous for temples enshrouded in thousands of carvings of people in various erotic poses. these were contemporary to the famed kama sutra.
20 0 ReplyThe only thing worse than going to hospital with something stuck up your butt is having it become planetary news.
15 0 Reply15 0 ReplyNo flared base, not approved.
13 0 ReplyWhy did they pose with it mid-surgery 🤣🤣
12 0 ReplyThat's the dirty secret of medicine - they dick about when no-one is looking.
8 0 ReplyI think somebody sucked by dick when I went in for surgery. I woke up with a spot on my dock and it looks like a little burst blood vessel, the kind that would happen with suction.
The surgery was not on or around my dick.
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That's why I don't swallow watermelon seeds
10 0 ReplyGourdse?
8 0 ReplyI've seen longer and wider on porn sites. Dude just needs a proper dildo and he'll be good.
6 0 ReplyIt really is amazing how much better an actual sex toy is than an improvised one. Blew my mind when I got my first one
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Gourd's intervention.
6 0 ReplyAct of Gourd
7 0 ReplyIn gourd we thrust
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Gourd damn that's a big boy!
5 0 ReplyButt why
5 1 ReplyI just slipped and fell onto it. It was an accident, I swear!
6 0 ReplyIt's a big fat phallus shaped object. Unfortunately it does not have a flared base that would prevent it slipping away.
5 0 ReplyHahaha good pun
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Million to one shot, doc
3 0 ReplyNice
3 0 ReplyA select few would pay astronomical prices for that specific gourd.
3 0 ReplyA select few
🤔
3 0 ReplyI understand your doubts. I meant that a select few would be both willing and able to pay astronomical amounts of money for a “famous” gourd that had been stuck in someone’s ass.
Many would want a similar gourd, fewer would want a used one, fewer still could pay “auction” price for this particular gourd.
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He misheard bottle gourd as butthole gourd, duh. Common mistake, he'll be okay.
😂🤣
2 0 ReplySounds like the voice of experience there.
1 0 ReplyI mean, it happens to all of us once or twice.
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