Trump Calls Emergency Meeting to Come Up With Sexist Nickname for Kamala Harris
Trump Calls Emergency Meeting to Come Up With Sexist Nickname for Kamala Harris
Donald Trump has cut short a Florida golf trip to urgently assemble a short-list of misogynistic and racist slurs for likely Presidential candidate Kamala Harris.
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...Sir, this is the Onion. You're not meant to report facts.
148 1 ReplyThe energency meeting part was the satire.
They've already had a horrendously racist name for her years.
35 0 Replyackshually this is the shovel
18 0 ReplyDigging up onions?
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Pffft, like he would ever cut short a golf trip.
2 0 ReplyThose quotes were far too coherent to have been real
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He’s not especially bright. It’ll be “Krazy Kamala”.
119 0 Reply“Cacklin’ Kamela” already exists and seems to be mean enough to fit the bill
Its only flaw is that some contingent will write “KacKlin’ Kamela” which kind of gives the game away
42 0 ReplyWhich is pretty funny too when you pick it apart and realize the crux of that insult is “she laughs wrong”.
OH NO! Clearly that should disqualify someone from office
26 0 ReplyYeah they can’t use “Cackling copilot Kamala” anymore can they
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To be honest the guy can come up with some catchy nicknames, there's even a Wikipedia article listing them:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_nicknames_used_by_Donald_Trump
Like, "Little Rocket Man" is fucking savage. 😂
20 6 ReplyThat's the whole problem with him in a nutshell, to be honest. He's an entertainer after all. You can call it what you want but there is a weird sort of charisma mixed in with the narcissism and utter deranged lunacy. That's why he's so dangerously good at appealing to his base and maintaining this cult of personality.
29 1 ReplyMeatball Ron is my personal favorite. As a Floridian I've had ample opportunity to whip that one out in conversation
12 0 Replythe "convicted felon" is the only nicknane people should use for him, though.
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We already have "Crooked Joe", he's just going to recycle that as "Crooked Kamala"
10 0 ReplySleepy Kamala doesn't have the right ring to it I suppose, lol.
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It took me 4 goddamned times. I scrolled past this article 4 times before I saw it was satire.
44 2 ReplyMommyla?
Kamala "Hot Tamales" Harris?
Kamalameha?
Ok, now I feel like I'm getting off track...
20 0 ReplyI wanna see "Dark Kamala" just like "Dark Brandon" but when I say it aloud it sounds terribly racist. What's a good "Dark Brandon" style term of endearment for her "go get em" side?
22 0 ReplyKickass Kamala?
Killer Queen Kamala, given SCOTUS fuckup? (Dynamite with a [Jewish] laser beam.)
12 0 ReplyI think Mama Harris is sufficiently imposing for a blasian woman
6 0 ReplyKabala like cabal?
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Kamehamehamala "dragon balls" Harris?
5 0 ReplyDamn it... Yeah, that's a lot better.
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I read it as sexiest lol
18 0 ReplySame. I was thinking "Hot Lips Harris" as an homage to "Hot Lips Houlihan". Then I started reading replies and went back to see where I went wrong.
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No doubt she's a nasty^TM woman.
14 0 ReplyWhy reinvent? "Heels Up Harris" has been around.
17 4 ReplyDoesn't work as a pejorative, she is more referred to by her first name.
7 0 ReplyTotally agree, saw a Kacklin' Kamaltoe, but doesn't do it....
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couldn't tell if TheOnion at first.
13 1 ReplyI think his last speech he said he calls her Laughing Harris because of how she laughs. She’s a crazy woman apparently.
11 0 ReplyWomen aren’t supposed to laugh according to republicans
21 0 ReplyFemale autonomy will crush the prospects of a trad husband
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He's so juiceless, this is nothing lmao
2 0 ReplyHer laugh is fucking great too, which is what makes this extra stupid. Its full throated and heartfelt, just out and out joyous. The kind of laugh that warms a fucking room.
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Her laugh is fucking great too, which is what makes this extra stupid. Its full throated and heartfelt, just out and out joyous. The kind of laugh that warms a fucking room.
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if republicans actually spent time working on policies that people actually supported maybe their entire campaign wouldn't fall apart when their opponents base get fired up.
5 0 ReplySexist and possibly a thinly-veiled racist name as well.
4 0 ReplyYou're hired!!
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Maybe JD Vance will suggest something like "Not the mom-ala" Harris.
4 0 ReplyDoesn't he just reuse "nasty woman" for all women?
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2 0 ReplyI'm not sure this a onion type thing.
2 0 ReplyHarris the karamel
1 0 ReplyWhile not sexist, Kafala Kamala is right there, especially with how they pronounce both words.
Too bad it won't happen because uniparty Americans are too stupid/ignorant to get the multiple entendres.
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