As Nancy Pelosi ascends the podium to announce she's removing Joe Biden from the ticket, Jill sits besides Joe, says "Honey, close your eyes for just a sec," then tells him to picture this:
Chasten tries to distract Pete by telling a funny story about the time they went antique shopping because Pete keeps looking at the dogs while making pistol cocking sound effects with his mouth.
These are the exact same people who will tell you communists are naive children
Yes, yes bring the rabid attack dogs over to the military trained dog killers house. Good, good.
Why is this weirdly sexual?
"Barack then calls everyone over to the living room, and presents a basket of keys. 'Now remember folks,' he begins, 'if you like your spouse, you can keep your spouse...at least until midnight."
Lamest swingers party of all time
Oh they're gonna give him the politics Lenny
That was where I thought it was going too.
Libs stop treating politicians like characters on their favorite TV show challenge 😬😬😬
This feels like the turbolib equivalent of one of the worst /r/nba posts of all time:
Klay: "Yo ankle heal up bro heres some weed and choco milk"
Ankle: "Yo thanks dude, I feel better already you wanna go fuck some ig models?"
Klay: "Nah dude we can do that after we win tomorrow you rest up tn ok?"
Ankle: "Wow thanks, I love you bro"
Klay: "I love you too, relax for now"
Rocco: "Woof Woof motherfucker!"
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"In my fantasies, Pinochet will have a Thanksgiving dinner while Kissinger will crash the party with chips and dip, and he'll bring over Adolf's dog(s?) for brownies"
TELL ME ABOUT THE BROWNIES, JILL
did the liberals never stop playing with their barbies? actually wait, thats way healthier
I thought she said Kamala does the dougie
I got some serious psychic damage from reading this
Sweet, man made horrors apparently and regrettably within human comprehension.
In my fantasies, Joseph and Vladimir have gay sex while a giant mural of Karl smiles down on them approvingly
for when you gaze long into the brunch, the brunch gazes also into you
in my dreams, i'm dying all the time
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then i wake, it's kaleidoscopic mind
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i never meant to hurt you.
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i never meant to lie.
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so this is goodbye.
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this is goodbye.
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It's joever
Reading this gave me brain damage.
NO BARACKS ALLOWED
This is like when you tell your kid that their dog went to live on a farm and is totally still alive.
Also, I'm glad they left that verse out of My Heart Will Go On
Every moment this is on my screen I am saying “oof nggh arrgh oof” as my will-to-live meter drains
I almost feel bad for people who actually have these weird, kitschy fantasies about soulless, bougie politicians.
Almost.
These people are not okay… its actually kind of unsettling.
This is delusional sitcom-brain with the deepest parasocial relationship I've ever seen