As an old starcraft player I'm obligated to say...

Construct more pylons!

I like some of their developer products that said... Wtf is with their marketing department? I'm a techy and play some games but if someone asked me to buy them a Xbox I honestly don't know which one is best... Xbox one series S? I think??

Now atleast on Playstation I know it's ps5 as it's the biggest number.

You want Nintendo... Switch as it's a different enough name to make it stick.

Imagine going to but a truck... Do you want a Ford f150, a Ford f150 series x or a ford f150 series s? Now keep in mind a Ford f150 can't go on any roads built in last 5 years and if you pick the wrong series letter your speed is capped at 30mph....

Don't get me started on visual studio vs visual studio code....

What is your favorite thing to have in your pussy?

It's a serious situation, but I can't help but imagine the three others guys like "bruh, seriously!?"

If this was named Mario I would check myself with a psychologist.

How many people did the construction crew start and end with.... If it's a difference of one....

That is one reason another is one my company does often. See in most cases you get hired as a contractor, so no pto no benefits no holiday pay etc. So let's say a manager has a contractor who is really good and they want to make them a permanent employee. First they have to convince upper management that the manager deserves a full time employee. Now they have to create a job offer, open to all internal and external applicants. They need to collect/sort resumes, they then select a series of people to interview. Now in 99% of cases the recipient is already choosen and the interviews don't matter but they have to put on a show. Then the manager has to explain why the other applicants are worse and the employee who is still a contractor actually deserves the permanent position. Then only then will the contractor be offered a employee position.

Also we must keep 20% of all the workforce at each site as contractors. So full time positions only appear when either a bunch of contractors are hired or employees quit either of which throws off the ratio. We have lost many great employees due to this policy.

Schrodinger's washed hands

It's a great time as space age aka 2.0 just released. If you're the type to get absorbed into min/maxing stuff, remember to say goodbye and I love you to your family before launching factorio.

Even in tech circles, the financial health of a company and the removement of c-suite executives is still rather niche interests, hence the explanation.

I'm doing it in python. I was going to do c# since I'm more used to it but python is better for small scripts like these. It's also my first year of doing it and yeah I really need to improve my coding style.

I think antimony is what the last CEO of Intel used /s

If you don't get it antimony kinda looks like anti-money which would be like the opposite of money and intel lost a bunch of money recently.

Back in my younger days I knew a girl who liked to smoke weed and clean. I would invite her over, smoke s bowl, and then an hour or two later my room, car, kitchen whatever would be clean. It was awesome. Haven't smoked or talked to her in years though...

I'm trying to figure out if you are a transfer and upset you still have testicals...

Or you literally bought a ball pit to play in now are think you have the check all the balls fo sweat, piss, shit, fungus, mold whatever else festeres in those...

No! That's $10 fine! Send me a private message and I'll give you the address to send the iTunes gift card serial number to pay the fine(yes internet fines are only payable in iTunes gift cards)

Fucking Dave...

Not you Dave2, specifically u/FuckingDave

My doctor said I should not drink brake fluid, I told him not to worry... I can stop anytime

It's doesn't say anything good about your navy but really doesn't say anything good about your AUTOpilot.

Well you should feel bad for not setting up the Irish republican army last year!

Darn... I was going to make the same joke!