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- "I refuse to say anything without my lawyer present"
"But you ARE a lawyer."
"Yeah, so where's my present?"
- Low key fell off
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- What do you call a child that refuses to take a nap?
Guilty of resisting a-rest.
- Did you hear about the new broom model that was released?
It's sweeping the nation.
- What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A teacher says, "Spit out your gum." A train says, "Chew, chew, chew."
- An ant's gender can be determined by throwing it in water. If it sinks, girl ant.
If it floats, buoyant.
- My friend is pretty weird. The other day he was looking for a clock to put in his belt
I told him it was a waist of time.
- What did the trucker say when their tire fell off?
You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel.
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