Say that last line to the Indians. They have the power to over populate any nation.
In other words, to solve the declining birthrate....
Pokémon Breeding it is!
...fuck, time to buy a new bike.
They are into something...
What about a Pokemon dating app? Like, you fill a quizz that gives you the type of Pokemon you are (with stats and all) and you have to match with the person that is most compatible to you. If everything goes well, you two have a new baby pokemon to take care.
It's so stupid that it could somehow works.
That's just furries with less steps
declining birthrate is a solution
God I hope they come out with this, I'm married so you know.
It’s all fun and games until some guy from the gym comes to battle you
Pokemon Sex is too on the nose and not suitable for all ages, sooo...
Pokemon Mate sounds friendly enough to be marketable as an app.
Pokémon Breeder.
You can only hatch your own pokémon eggs if you and your partner wear a little tracker for your heart rate and movement.
You get an XP bonus or Stat Booster for each Poké Pregnancy Test you take.
Positive Poké Pregnancy Tests give double bonuses.
But on the nose is how I like it.
Featuring Ditto and Vaporeon?
Mr. Mime and Ash's mom
We're two lines into the Pokémon Breeding Rap already
Machoke me daddy.
There are two kinds of people, one, people who cannot extrapolate from incomplete information, and two, people who literally cannot win a single badge in Pokemon no matter how hard they fucking try because you fucking suck at the game, Jennifer.
What do you think Brock was all about? They were implanting that shit back in the beginning.
Pokémon Join Your Union when?
Breading season was a cool game
