Lost_My_Mind @ Lost_My_Mind @lemmy.world Posts 162Comments 7,465Joined 1 yr. ago
C'mon dude. ACTUAL fascism is taking shape in several countries across the globe right now.
This registration this is BULLSHIT. I won't argue that. But to say it's fascism is like screaming at a jewish guy that his store policy makes him hitler.
It's a bit much for that situation.
Hey! That was my taco! It's been just like a taco to me!
I was going to make a joke about that being what the GOP wants.
But then when I reread the joke, it sounded like I was just an idiot who didn't comprehend what you were saying.
So instead, lets all just assume I made a funny joke, which daisy chained off of your comment, and mocked fascism, and everybody understood that I'm not an idiot, but also I'm the greatest comedian alive, with the biggest penis, and everybody loves me.
We all on the same page?
Ok, cool. Now EVERYBODY thinks I'm an idiot.
Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool.
Sloppy 3rds.
.......???
I'm so lost here.
This is a plinko situation. You can drop identical plinko chips in the same place, ten different times and get 10 different outcomes.
Same thing here. How things play out all depend on who committed suicide, how good looking the bully is, the race of the bully, which cops investigate, how well liked the victim is, which direction the wind was blowing at 12:37pm, ect ect ect.
......?
What am I missing here?
No no no. You're thinking of Seaseme Street. The count. He counts.
How many times can I make bad jokes? 1....2.....3!!!! Ah ah ah!
The car you downloaded? Because YOU would totally download a car?
/hj? Did you just give him a handjob?
Yes! Finally! Somebody who gets that violence IS the answer.
......and also highly entertaining if video recorded. Lets make the webcam record when we punch!
Imagine that. Someguy is watching pornhub, just jackin it, and then his webcam records him as he suddenly without warning gets punched in the face.
And we all watch.
Oh I'm sure tarrifs will bring the price up to $400 and your left testicle.
I mean......in the 90s game informer was cool. Then gamestop bought them. They've been an Atari situation for like 15 years now. I would give zero shits if this new game informer did replace all the gamestop schill writers.
Nothing of value lost there. Actually, if they did go that route, they should have revived the old EGM name, and got Sushi X. I don't even remember any of his opinions. I just remember people used to hold signs at wrestling shows that just said "Sushi X" on them, during the time when wrestling shows opened up with 20,000 fans, and of that 17,000 had signs. Every show always had a Sushi X sign.
I miss those days.
Am I going crazy? I thought game informer shut down 2 years ago?
This is how I learned to be selfish. I like helping others, but whenever I do, I find I'm not helping, but rather doing everything for everyone else. So now I'm selfish, and feel bad, until I remind myself why.
History never repeats itself...but it often rhymes.
I thought Mussolini died....
Psssshhhhhh!!! Bitch please! We eat tidepods, and then get into heated arguements over who can and can't use certain bathrooms based on their genitals that we can't see.
That sounds vaugely firmiliar. Anyone have any idea who that could be in real life?
To be fair, Barbie is a domestic terrorist. You should see what she did to Kens balls.
I propose we storm Toronto. Search every building until we find Nicole. The fediverse chick!
A live audio podcast where the whole concept is you're listening to a guy setting fires randomly in different cities. The show runs once a week live until he gets arrested live on air.
What would happen if Punxsutawney Phil comes out, and immediately dies?
How to prevent your girlfriend from asking if other women are prettier than her. Possibly by becoming instantly single.