Lost_My_Mind @ Lost_My_Mind @lemmy.world

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I think either PS1/Saturn/N64 or PS2/Dreamcast/Gamecube would be the first time I'd trust a console to run the game authentically.

An NES version would be so stripped down it would feel disappointing.

........I'm so confused. Why are those 4 guys sucking Andre the Giants dick and butthole? And why is he courting a 5th guy???

Your dad is a horrible person and he should be ashamed of himself

I mean......you're not wrong. It's just the reasons for that are unrelated to this story, and more related to his alcoholism, narcisism, and never ending quest to control the narrative of any situation he's in regardless of if that narrative hurts those he claims to love. But hey, he bought you chocolates that one time 4 years ago, so that makes him a good person. And if you don't like it, you can get out of his house.

......and he wonders why he's now in his 80s, all alone, with no friends, and very few family members who still talk to him.

No I don't need therapy. Why do you ask?

I mean, to be fair (insert your countrys leader) is also corrupt.

Unless you're Ukrainian. Zelenskyy is about the only decent leader on this planet.

Hmmmmmmmm.........nah.

Oh, I've had several posts deleted related to trump, the PA sniper, and Luigi.

I'm openly pro-Luigi, hope he gets off. I'm pro-PA sniper. And obviously anti-trump.

My posts were mostly praising Luigi, and PA sniper. Not directly calling for further action, but praising past action.

I've had posts deleted, but not banned.

I just.......don't want to exist anymore. I don't want any humans to exist anymore. This experiment has run it's coarse. Time to blow up the sun, and end existence.

Well, he IS black.....

(and I can't believe I have to spell this out, but yes, this is absurdist humor. I'm not legitimately blaming Obama for trumps actions, over the color of his skin. I'm making absurdist observational humor pointing out republican voters logic)

The craziest part of this headline is that there was a payphone still in service.

When I was in the 4th grade I took out a book on how to make puppets. Then I went to a fabrics store and my mom bought me all these materials, and we made arts and crafts puppets. Which I then got an F in my class for, despite the fact my puppets were 1000x better than everybody elses. Mine had styrofoam heads, but could still move the mouths, because we cut those parts into seperate pieces. They looked like home made original muppets. While everyone elses looked like shit.

I got an F because it was catholic school, and my mom and I were both open athiests.

I asked my dad to return that book to the library before next Friday, or it would be late. He said he did.

Flash forward to me being 18, and I'm packing my stuff to move into my first apartment. In the storage area I find the book.

I took it back to the library. Expecting to be hit with like 8 years worth of fines. The little old lady just smiled and said I look too old to be making puppets. I told her the story, and she said "Well we'll just chalk this up to learning lifes lessions."

I never got a fine, but also, I wasn't being a racist piece of shit either. So, I guess this is a long winded way of saying that I don't know if they'll actually be able to collect that late fee.

Male here. Hillary was probably the worst female option who's ever ran for president.

Kamala wasn't much better, and felt like a rush job to prevent Biden being an easy sweep.

Not that I'm advocating for trump in either case. I'm just saying its like the old south park joke of douche vs turd sandwich.

Only difference is that AOC is actually a good choice. Whereas Hillary and Kamala were never good choices.

I would fully support an AOC run. I would vote FOR AOC. Whereas with Hillary and Kamala it felt like it was voting against trump by selecting "whoever the opposition is".

Which for the record, isn't a gender thing. Biden was also "not trump" on the ballots in 2020. You didn't vote FOR Biden. You voted AGAINST trump.

I'm not saying you're lying, or wrong, but could you provide examples?

That's a good stratagy. I'm going to go to the bar this weekend and just stand next to women. Then just start screaming as if I'm being stabbed, while a basket of puppies burn in a fire. All with an erection.

What could possibly go wrong?

So, are mods here still going to delete comments that openly wish the PA sniper had just been 2 inches to the side?

Holy shit! He hunted down a car at the gas station, stole the car, drove it home, and now is giving me the keys???

And dog owners say cats don't love their humans....

Man....when I was a kid, I loved what my grandpa did in the war. He didn't serve in Vietnam. He served in WWII. Every single person who served in that war regardless of rank, played a role in stopping hitler. I'm proud of all of them.

But vietnam??? Fuck vietnam. We weren't saving the world from unspeakable evil. We were attempting to control another independant nation in their own affairs to line up with ours. WE committed the unspeakable horror that left families with genetic defects, that still to this day affect babies that haven't even been born yet.

Everytime I see someone wear one of those hats that say WWII vet, I salute. Everytime I see someone wear a vietnam vet, I roll my eyes.

Yeah, but, using our guns??? What an unspeakable idea! I mean honestly. Who's ever heard of a shooting happening in the USA???

Ehhhh, that would require a cybertruck to look cool though.

comforts you

Hey, it's ok buddy. It's alright to have bad opinions sometimes...doesn't make you a bad person.

Frogs aren't happy.....I had a frog in my back yard last year for 2 weeks. He just screamed bloody murder the entire time. Just hours and hours of screaming at 2am.

I don't know if he hopped away, or if he got eaten by a predator, but I feel like I appriciate the circle of life a little bit more knowing that fuckers probably dead.