Crazy Ideas
- In the USA the federal government should mandate a Orange Heart stamp on all high school diplomas of students that were victims of a school shooting incident.
As should teachers and staff receive Orange Heart medals as part of their retirement if they are victims of a school shooting.
- To prevent inter-human wars, build lots and lots of robots that the militaries of the world have to fight against
A supervillain builds a bunch of robots to fight a war against everyone. The countries of the world will have to cooperate and make alliances to beat them.
Plus, now it would actually be moral to build cool weapons.
- Once every 3 months, Lemmy.world randomly selects a user to set a theme that all of the major communities have to follow, for a week.
Examples such as:
This week you have to end every sentence by shouting your favorite food.
This week you have to start every comment with, "I beg your pardon."
- Honor kids that realize Santa isn't real by then arranging a one off Birthday/Mitzvah-esque party event to celebrate/mark their burgeoning critical thinking skills.
"He did it baby! We're going to celebrate his Nosantaday on saturday! I'm so proud of him!"
- Make companies pay consumers for spending time watching their ads
Force some kind of tax per second of observed ad per person.
To clarify, I don't mean paying people to watch ads.
I mean that as consumers watching ads, even inadvertibly, is time consuming. Time is equal money, therefore We should be paid for hour time.
- Make your kid learn the words and moves to Shia LaBeouf - Just Do It
Here are the references if you don't know what I'm talking about.
And my personal favorite, Shia LaBeouf - Just Do It (Make Your Dreams Come True)
- Schedule a "drag" racing tour throughout the southern US.
Steps:
- Schedule races in only Trump counties
- Heavily publicize it via monster truck style ads
- Have people asking and recording mildly leading questions about gender and sexuality to audiences waiting to get in.
- At halfway through the race, inform audience that all drivers are current/former contestants on Ru Paul's drag race
- Profit off of video compilation of rednecks questioning their sexuality
- Create a chrome addon that automates the process of writing a comment with ChatGPT. Reddit will fill up with ChatGPT generated content that would further devalue the content.
It would be one click for the user to generate the text and another one to post the comment. Very easy to troll Reddit.
- Create a chrome addon that adds automates the process of writing a comment with ChatGPT. Reddit will fill up with ChatGPT generated content that would further devalue the content.
It would be one click for the user to generate the text and another one to post the comment. Very easy to troll Reddit.
- Let's use Reddit as a hosting site instead of imgur
If we host stuff on Reddit and just grab the direct link for the hosted content, it will use their resources in a way that doesn't expose anyone to their advertisements.
