Wouldn't the wires just run around the circumference to prevent cutting the thing off? I've never seen one up close but I'd imagine they would have to if it's anything like a wristwatch band or a miniature belt.
Maybe I'm just cynical but I'm choosing to read this as top-tier trolling. I'm too burned out at this point in life to let myself believe otherwise. I could go through their profile and find out but I'm not taking the risk of bursting my own bubble. Besides, it's not worth what little energy I have, and in about thirty seconds, I'm going to forget this whole post even exists.
TBF, everyone fucks you on built-in storage, especially soldered SSDs that can't be upgraded, and I'm very much not an Apple guy.
Yeah, it's not true yet but it's not another five years away either.
I love being alone and I wouldn't want a huge place either. I can keep my thermostat at 61°F/16°C all winter in the evenings and stay nice and toasty on my heated mattress pad next to my dogs. It keeps the gas bill to a minimum even in a colder climate in a house with 100-year-old windows.
Jokes aside, it's the pain of dying that's scary, not the idea of being dead.
I have so many of these that I'm either going to have to start paying for cloud storage or self-host a solution because I'm sure as hell not deleting them.
I had never seen one until one day when I randomly decided to eat a couple grams of shrooms and walk my dog around the neighborhood, which was another first since I had always taken her to the park and never while under the influence of anything. We passed two of these things in separate yards and it felt like nature had a message for me.
Yes, I'd like to order a cellular peptide cake. That's right, with mint frosting.
I'm writing a musical about puns.
It's a play on words.
I mean, yeah. I don't think there's anything supernatural going on, like making contact with other life forms in some alternate plane of reality or whatever. But it is curious that lots of people report seeing the same sorts of things under the influence of various psychedelics. All I'm saying is that there is an explanation to be found, even if it ultimately ends up being disappointing. At least until then, I feel like it's going to remain interesting to me.
I knew all these pictures of food would come in handy one day.