Makes my head ache to look at.

Ngl I kinda like it. I'd totally get this on an old beater car

Maybe he's a plumber.

Luckily you don't need to look at it while driving! I'm more concerned about spikes, they don't look comfortable to constantly touch them.

Classic double wide trailer bathroom door knob.

I'm sure that definetly meets all the road safety regulations

Man, every house I've lived in had these, except now, not in the one I own. Welp, time to replace all the generic shit with slightly yellowed, swirly faceted acrylic! And at least one has to have a weird crack in it.

Needs a purple Crown Royal bag to really tie it together.