Don't drink anymore, but a walk under the starlight used to be my fav. And if you've got a long walk home you're basically sober by the time you show up
I got pretty wasted in the woods once together with some friends while grilling and staring at the stars. That was epic.
I have no clue how I got home though. That's a two to three hour walk when sober, and I was drunk enough to only remember the first half hour of it.
But now I drink maybe twice a year, and very little. The stars look nice even when sober. And on Monday weed was legalized here, that's more like it for me nowadays.
Same here! Some great memories come to mind reading your words!
Yeeeah, the cool night air as you ramble along and slowly sober up. Maybe stop to pee on a tree somewhere.
Tries to walk under the stars in the city: city light polution ruins it.
Tries to walk under the stars in the countryside: Starlink light polution ruins it.Yeeeah, the cool night air as you ramble along and slowly sober up. Probably stop to pee on a tree somewhere.
one time I blacked out and woke up to a spotlessly clean kitchen and a loaf of perfectly baked rosemary bread. I didn't even have rosemary
You ever wake up from the best sleep of your life and think:
"Uhoh... the OVEN."
They missed the "Drunk me keeps buying sober me presents from the Internet".
Blackout Christmas! 🎁🎉
I never bought myself stuff while drunk, but I liked to go on twitch and subscribe to random small channels, and gift them games they wanted to play lol.
I am still waiting for my drunk self to buy myself a piano or some other instrument, so I have a reason to learn to play it, lol.
I get to have the novel experience of ✨being tired✨ whenever I get drunk
This is called getting old.
aint that the truth
That was basically my reaction to alcohol my whole life, just get kinda eepy.
thing is: that was already a thing when i was 17, so that's just kinda how i react to alcohol
I don't see "I am smart enough to know I can't drive but dumb enough to think I can walk to Taco Bell from here"
(Not that I know anyone like that personally.)
Car dependency moment
Suffering from Taco Bell dependency too sadly :(
(again not me of course)
And sometimes you get to try out all of them! In one night!
I once knew a guy that got EXTREMELY stoned almost every day...until one day he went out into the dark in the woods and got lost for a whole month.
And now he doesn't smoke pot anymore.
Edited a spelling error.
I’d watch a 12 episode miniseries about that guy.
he barely even remembers anything before sobering up and realizing he had no idea where he was.
From what anyone can tell, he was tripping out pretty hard and he just started casually walking out into the woods aimlessly.
after that incident is when he realized that his consumption of pot was a problem and he had to stop.
Bullshit. Lost for a month? Not happening. I'd love to read an article about this totally not made up story.
actually now that I think of it, he was lost for about a week, I heard about him going missing...and he told me that he did that when he was high, that's where I got the rest of the details. Again, this dude got stoned out of his mind almost every day, so I guess you need to consider the source when any information is coming from him.
Oh. Oh, man. I'm not the only one....
(#4)
Many of us have been each of those types of drunks.
If the drinking goes on long enough, I will go through all of these phases.
these are the three personalities of my ADHD
Then there is me, alone in the basement, surrounded by 270 empty beer cans about to open my last 30 case of Bush light.
Do you need help, my guy?
It's fine, bud light is good for staying hydrated
You start off as panel 1 then as you get more drunk you turn into panel 2 and after even more drinking you're panel 4.
I stayed panel 4 even after getting sober
Yes that's how it goes for me, and panel 3 is me on my way to panel 4. A friend literally sent this comic to me today saying "you're all of them".
Suddenly the music video for Korpiklaani - Man with a Plan makes a lot more sense.
Then there’s the “time for coke” type of drunk that turns into all three with a pinch of murdering rage
I’m the first and last and occasionally the other two
I'm the wanderer.
Terrible story, I went to a foreign city with some friends and got black out on tequila for the first and last time. Apparently I left our motel without letting anyone know to go perform urban parkour. I somehow failed to clear a 2nd floor jump and based on the imprint in my one shoe, landed entirely with my right heel. Clean break.
My phone log showed that instead of calling anyone I was with or maybe medical assistance, I tried to call my boss 3 times before giving up entirely. I only have memory of some nurses later asking if I wanted to go to a hospital, but I denied them and slept it off. Guess I was found eventually, lol.
I have levels.
I start off with "I love everyone", wanna talk.
Then comes losing my shirt, and if encouraged, I will find a table and lose more.
After that I hit the "walk in the woods" point. Or, really, "I wanna find a nice high place to sit". Dunno why, but after a certain point, I just wanna get somewhere I can look down over a city or something. There's something magical about it. Here's all these twinkling lights, all these lives going about their night. Some going to work, some going out to get fucked up, some to get just fucked.
And there I am. My own twinkling light, out in the night. Small, insignificant, just the red glow of the cherry of a cigarette against the nothingness. For a brief moment, I am both a part of that grander light, and apart from it. Above us, all the lights in the sky, bringing it together.
I'm the only one that becomes very philosophical when drunk?
I am both the first and the fourth one.
Apparently I’m surrounded by philistine alcoholics. Where my creative boozers at?
Alcohol turns me into a very morose, mellow philosopher who thinks the world is even darker and more fucked than I think when I'm sober. It also gives me the munchies.
I thought that was supposed to be weed that did that. But I've never smoked weed, so idk. I've pretty much stopped drinking.
Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!
Ha I've been woods guy. Found a cross in the woods and a bunch of old folding chairs, returned with one leg muddy up to the knee.
I love drinking til I go through all 3 stages
Angry drunks whack af
Some day we will be able to vote for a political party that represents our bodily autonomy to put what drugs we want in our own body.
Even alcohol.
We already have that autonomy when it comes to alcohol. We are not, however, as autonomous when it comes to the reactions of other people to our autonomous behaviour when under the influence of alcohol. Or any other drug for that matter.
And their reaction's existence within the law is immaterial.
That is, if you do whatever the f--k you want, don't be surprised when other people do whatever the f--k they want when they react to whatever the f--k it is you're doing.
If you're lucky, they'll complement (possibly also compliment, but complement is intended) what you're doing.
If not, expect pain.
I've never had enough alcohol to become drunk, just slightly tipsy at best, but I always assumed it would make me sleepy.
