FYI: unprocessed uranium isn't radioactive enough to do a lot of harm. At least as eaten. BUT uranium is incredibly toxic as a heavy metal so it'd still kill you quickly.
Still technically correct for "rest of your life" lol
I guess it would still be enough for a lifetime 🤷♂️
What do you mean you don't have a nuclear reactor in your stomach?
I never got this analysis, doesn't any material have absurd energy if you break down its very molecules and atoms?
http://www.jaygarmon.net/2010/09/according-to-einsteins-famous-equation.html?m=1
Apparently 21.5 billion calories per gram of matter
Not sure what this meme is getting at, then, since it seems to be significantly undercounting it
Funny enough they aren't wrong just got there like Columbus did
Oh, I shouldn't have had seconds.
If you did, you certainly only have seconds now...
Not even enough to say "I bring you love"
Everything is edible once.
Literally, works even better with Plutonium.
havent you heard? plutonium is not a real element, it's just a minor elem.
Well, its an Actinium (94), but it works better than Uranium. Alternatively you can also use Polonium to eliminate the need to eat for the rest of your life, it was even tested
Lembas
The magic from elven bakeries.
I feel a new tiktok trend coming on...
Drinking a gallon of bleach will be enough liquid for the rest of your life. It will be an absolutely painful way to spend it though.
"A lethal dose is a lifetime supply."
None of that wimpy and watered-down regular bleach, though. Go for the liquid chlorine used in pools, it's typically about twice as strong. You can get it at Walmart (or Lowes} when it is in-season.
How long would a gallon of gas last me?
Also the rest of your life
Karlach approves
Yellow cake 🤤
This just gives me spec-evo ideas for a person who does the shin-godzilla schtick where they ingest radioactive material and then use their inner fluids, either blood or some secondary circulatory system, as a coolant for the internal bio-reactor digestive system.
Either developing sail-hawks and sail-backs to expose as much surface area as possible, or Kit-Fisto style tail-locks with the same purpose.
Maybe a mix of both with the sail fans migrating to be like bat wings for that extra surface area cooling combined with high altitude chill.
Surprisingly I'd actually imagine this creature getting smaller, more use out of every bit of material they can find, and smaller creatures radiate heat more quickly than larger ones, so even more bio-coolant features to keep the reactor from making biological corium.
I think a gram of uranium will be able to pass through your digestive system without killing you. I wouldn't call it safe but that ammount of radiation isn't lethal. I don't know if it'd be poison, though.
If its an oxide or something else insoluble the toxicity would be relatively low. Soluble salts you may as well finalize your will.
Tetraethyluranium
Forget pop rocks we want hot rocks
So if i eat nanograms a day i'll be alright eh .
Finally, an application for homeopathy!
SenzU bean!
This should be a stellaris litoid trait. Your pops need no minerals for food, but are highly radioactive.
I wanna have a glow-poo!
whaaamp whhaaaaaaaammmmmph!
This is not how calorie content is measured...
How bout uranus?
Technically eating chlorophyll would give you infinite energy.
Maybe that’s what my grandmother meant about the sun shining out my ass.
