Excellent chaser to my sleeve of saltines.
66 0 Replyno snacks no real food just two beers
24 1 ReplyHear me out... What if I have half a sleeve and one beer? No regrets? Or maybe just one regret?
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I haven't indulged in a saltines sleeve in awhile, I ought to do something about that
7 0 ReplyYou certainly will not regret it
5 0 ReplyNoxy nooooo
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I accidentally drank 20
45 0 ReplyIt's a multiple of two, you should be fine.
25 0 ReplyJust kick back and relax, you're good for 10 days!
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Seems conservative, I was thinking 7 beers. I certainly wouldn't regret drinking 7 beers before going to bed.
36 0 ReplyI never do. You just got to build up a tolerance. Some people keep telling me it's an addiction but they're just pussies who can't handle their alcohol.
38 0 ReplySince I've largely quit drinking I miss being able to get drunk and full at the same time. Such efficiency
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Two is not filling enough
31 0 ReplyTry switching to Guiness
15 3 ReplyGuiness is actually a light beer. About the same calories as bud light. It just looks heavy because the grains are dark roasted
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Drink cider like a real salt of the earth hard working man. Got to make sure it's scrumpy to get a bit of food in it.
4 0 ReplyOoooh scrumpy -- now there is a delicious treat I haven't had in a while!
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10-15 500ml beers is about how much one needs to get enough calories to last a day
29 0 ReplySounds accurate. My mom has been having that volume of beer for dinner for years
15 0 ReplyDoes that include the calories necessary to process the alcohol?
6 0 ReplyYes. Just like all recommended calorie intake figures include the calories needed to process the digestion of food.
11 0 ReplyInterestingly, end stage alcoholics are often incredibly incredibly skinny from having a deficiency of nutrients. Although they will have very swollen abdomens from liver failure.
So I guess just sprinkle some protein powder in your booze and you'll be all set!
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I knew this thread would yield some useful information. I'm writing this down.
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Whu do something depraved like that when you could probably also find some expired spicy peanuts In your cupboard. You certainly won't regret washing down an entire can of expired spicy peanuts with two beers.
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I'm currently at hour 47 of only beers, no food and no water. Can't say I'd recommend it.
20 0 ReplyIf you stop drinking the cumulative hangover may literally kill you
**This is a joke as I hope is your statement
10 1 Replyİs your liver made of titanium
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Just two?
19 0 ReplyTwo beers to get rid of the shakes so you can get down to business.
11 0 ReplyIf you ever decide to stop, seek medical assistance. If you are to the point where you get the shakes, the detox could kill you if you quit cold turkey.
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As long as you replace the bread you'd normally eat with beer I see no problem with this.
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3 1 ReplyI may be wrong, but I've been told by a German that beer is by German law considered a staple food. I choose to believe this is true.
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Found the Brit
11 0 ReplyOne does not "find" a Brit. They only appear when they want to be seen.
12 0 Reply5 0 ReplyWel thank you good sir/madam! What an enjoyable and interesting video clip!
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Well, you just convinced me OP, I'm on beer diet now
11 0 ReplyEdward 40 hands.
6 0 ReplyI thought 3 beers are a meal?
6 0 ReplyThere's a pork chop in every bottle!
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what no good frozen food in stores does to a mfer
5 0 ReplyI will. I don't like beer.
Now two glasses of port wine...
6 1 ReplyBro you can drink port wine again?
3 0 ReplyI wasn't ever unable to?
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No joke. I used to brew my own, and my recipe for a Spring Maibock had a RIDICULOUS grain bill. You could easily spend a week living off a half liter once a day on that brew. It'd put you straight to bed, but that's sort of the point of a Lenten fast.
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