196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone hypertown @lemmy.world 6 mo. ago

DoorDash crash rule

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"Packaging was damaged and there were several blood stains on it. Driver didn't even say 'Hi', just laid there. Rude and unacceptable! 1/5 *"
- Door dash: "Sorry about your negative experience, here's a $1.27 refund on your $46.77 order. Also, don't forget to send flowers to your dasher's hospital room!"
- Worst delivery everr
I once got food delivered to a work site and it took like 15 minutes of go the last mile. Slowly walking all the way up the entrance drive to this place (it was a museum on the waterfront with like 1/2 mile of driveway before the parking lot) turns or he blew a tire and decided to walk it the last mile because he was almost there.

I felt so bad. He should've just looked after himself... I'm guessing the app would've punished him with a suspension or something if he failed to deliver though. Wanted to tip more after all that, but there was no option to posthumously raise the tip in app and I wasn't carrying cash.

Guess that's what happens when your boss is a robot.
- Posthumously....so he died? Rip loyal delivery driver
  
  The request ended, may it rest in peace
  
  The food kinda died
- He should've just looked after himself... I'm guessing the app would've punished him
  
  Unfortunately, that is a possibility. I used to doordash, canceling an order before you pick up the food is NBD, but canceling after you have picked it up is likely at least a strike against the dashers account.
Is this real?
- Yeah you can pay a little extra to get them cremated
  
  I read that early on there was a bug and you could get them cremated without them being in an accident.
  
  Eww no I already tipped them 20%
  
  Thanks for nearly waking my parents up with loud laughter
- Nah. That account posts a lot of “app features” like this as a joke.
  
  thank you. i really should have picked that up by the “send flowers” upsell. can you imagine? in a unlikely set of circumstances, the additional option to have said flowers delivered could trigger a rather unfortunate infinite loop.
Bold of them to assume the door-dasher can afford hospital
- Welp, better put them out of their misery
DoorCrash

Crashdash
- Floordash
  
  Roadrash
  
  feels very slapdash
- First chapter of Snowcrash
  
  I tried reading this recently... only made it through a few chapters. Something about the writing style made it hard for me to see the story in my minds eye
Did he send flowers?
- No, but the Doordasher realized that they can buy themself flowers
  
  Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
  
  they can buy themself flowers
  
  Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
  
  I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
- Yeah, ordered another doordasher to deliver it
  
  The flowers were delivered by Doordash The victim arrived in an Uber ambulance.
  
  The part-time doctor (student) mentioned that the hospital's rooms are now managed by Airbnb.
  
  250$ of tips were collected along the process, but now it's not clear who pocketed them.
  
  But then that driver was eaten by a bear :(
0.3 what away? metres? km? miles? feet? (ew)
Obviously, don't forget to tip.
- "Here's a tip, kid: you can tear off a shirt sleeve to form a crude tourniquet!"
  
  [grabs bag and walks away]
The Deliverator belongs to an elite order...

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