If moons were cats, most planets would be the typical cat dad/mum, and Jupiter would be that crazy old neighbour with too many of them.
...wait a minute considering how our Moon developed, even moon adoption is cat-like! You don't say "I want a moon", the moon just hits you and say "you know what, I'm living here now!"
90 1 ReplyNot shown: Jupiter occasionally tearing one apart and strewing its innards all around or abducting random passerbys and eating them.
85 0 ReplyIt's okay, must of their kids are adopted anyway.
33 0 ReplyIf I'm not mistaken, Luna is the only moon of same stone and lava as it's parent planet. Charon, too, maybe?
10 0 ReplyRead what you write.
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I was going to say, just like the god it's named after, but I guess it was Saturn who ate babies.
23 0 ReplyWho amongst us haven't snacked on some infant from time to time? Amirite, fellow atheists?
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Mars's kids are named Fear and Terror. Not the best parent material there.
60 0 ReplyWell, he is the god of war. He wishes his kids to grow up strong and respected like him. Don't be so harsh on the guy, he's doing his best you know.
26 0 ReplyYou know. This could be hilarious as a premise. I’m thinking a monte python style comedy.
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"The moons of Fear and Terror" sounds like an amazing crossover between DOOM, Fear & Hunger and Darkest Dungeon
16 0 ReplyAppropriately enough Fear (Phobos) is slowly getting closer to Mars and will eventually crash into it.
16 0 ReplyJust 50 million years or so to go!
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Other planets have moons. Mars has a pair of hamsters. So hamsters named Fear and Terror.
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Don’t forget Saturn’s 145 moons!
32 0 ReplyBut it's got rings for them to play with.
9 0 ReplyBecause Beyoncé likes Saturn.
4 1 ReplyJupiter has rings as well, they're just puny compared to Saturn's
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but a bitch ain't one
26 0 ReplyA bitch, I don't think so, but a cow, a bear, a goat (maybe) and probably a lot more are.
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"I got too many dang moons"
12 0 ReplyNow are those moon little humans with limbs and a face or are those moon embryos
8 0 ReplyConfirmed as in paternity test?
7 0 ReplyJerry springer style.
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I would take one it it came along but the process of getting my first moon... not again
6 0 ReplyQI | How Many Moons Does Earth Have?
Edit oh wait that was just one time when they asked.
Here's a collection:
4 0 ReplyI loved QI with steven fry, it's not the same now
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Does that mean Kamoʻoalewa is a bastard child?
4 0 ReplyMore an abandoned one?
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Lol, those moons better watch out. They've gone over the number 10! They'll be reclassified as minor moons at any moment now.
(Yes, I still think reclassifying Pluto as a minor planet is scientific bullshit.)
6 4 ReplyNone if the Martian moons are round.
5 4 ReplySomeone redo this comic with Mars's tiny potatoes dwarfed by Moon's glorious, massive tide-inducing, rotation-slowing hugeness.
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