Which fantasy or folklore creature would you marry?
Which fantasy or folklore creature would you marry?
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Medusa. She makes me rock hard. Also, no hair in the shower drain is a nice bonus.
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Plot twist: snakes in the shower drain
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I'm tired of all these motherfucking snakes, in this motherfucking drain!
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Hmm, I didn’t think that out. Still better than hair though
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Rosie Cotton dancing. She had ribbons in her hair. If ever I was to marry someone, it would’ve been her.
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A human. Definitely a human. They seem to always be present in folklore and fantasy.
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One of the main characters in a story in writing is a huldra. Are you Scandinavian, or the only other American that knows wtf they are? Lol
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@DharmaCurious I thought huldres are well known? Maybe less than trolls but there are so many in fairy stories.
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Leela from Futurama, easy.
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Lilith. Or maybe Lamia.
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marry, or just commit carnal acts with?
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ah. Ms. Pacman then
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Cheetara.
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Hmm. I am already married to a human, but do love a guy with wings. Angel, devil, whatever. Wings are good.
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Half elf.
Actual elf would be too sad, since they're going to live for several thousand years and I would only be a blink in their existence, but a half elf, barring any kind of gigantic world upset would get to live until our grandkids grandkids grew up and they're continued presence in the world would ensure that the my presence in the world did not fade so quickly.
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My partner.
If that's against the rules I'm choosing a selkie because there's an outside chance that my partner is in fact a selkie.
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A dragon.
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Witch/wizard. 100%
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Beautiful elf maiden
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The fairy from spyro
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Catgirl or doggirl. Sorry, I'm basic.
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Felurian
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A tanuki
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Huge balls.
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I was more thinking of their ability to shapeshift. I wouldn't mind someone who could shapeshift into Brad Pitt one day and Tom Cruise the next day depending on how I feel.
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Kaine from Nier.
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Lae'zel from BG3, she is ROC epic
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Valkyrie. The young ones, not the hags.
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I had never thought of that before but the first thing that came to my mind was Fran from Final Fantasy 12.
She is 70% legs.
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I have a list of of interesting characters, but sticking to pure "fantasy or folklore" I will go with Aasimar.
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A dragon. They're not only fuckable but also excellent spouse material
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