Damnit, I have 228 liters of dirty water...
96 0 ReplySounds like you need two oysters
72 0 ReplyGood thing the 2nd oyster is free if you call now!
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Get 1 1/227 oysters.
22 0 ReplyHoly shit you're a genious!!1
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does this hurt the oyster
47 0 ReplyDon't think so, but we can make it painful if that's what you want?
97 0 ReplyCan they scream? If not, can we make that happen?
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they make pearls with the pain
37 0 ReplyWell you know what they say, can't make an omelet without excruciating pain
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I'm pretty sure this is just how they eat
11 0 ReplyNot really. You probably should avoid putting heavily polluted water through them though. They are the oceans waste buckets for poo water.
8 0 ReplyOne of many reasons I don't eat shellfish.
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Oysters actually need clean/unpolluted water. What they eat and clean is sediment, phytonutrients, and phytoplankton. Well at least that’s what I was tood by an oyster farmer. They clear the water which is good for the sea grass, and the small fish, which is good for the big fish and so on.
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okay but how do i stop myself from eating the mollusk? thats barely 100 kcal
46 0 ReplyOh, shucks
43 0 ReplyEating the mollusk will enable you to drink the dirty water and have it filtered in your very own guts.
14 0 ReplyLet it filter the water and eat it afterwards.
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Will it take care of the nano-plastics for me or is that an upcoming firmware update?
20 0 ReplyNever buy a product based on a promise of a future update
12 0 Replyit will, but please do not eat the oysters. However, even the oysters cannot save your from nanoplastics.
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The 800 number is missing a digit. Now how am I supposed to get my oyster?
18 0 ReplyWell there’s only 10 options, try them all! (For science)
9 0 ReplyYeah but that'd be giving in to Pierre Jules Cesar Janssen and we can't be having that
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I gotchu fam. It is 1-800-867-5309
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227? I got 2x 230. They always make it so that it is just too little so you buy another one! Slimy scammers!
18 0 ReplyFound George Banks.
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What do you recommend for a 1000L IBC tank?
14 0 Reply5 oysters.
21 0 Reply6, there be overage
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All good, but it's gotta be salt water. I guess I can use it to boil pasta or blanch vegetables...
8 0 ReplyHow about mussels? Can they filter water?
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The pearl industry hates this one trick
5 0 ReplyI before E, except after C.
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227? I got 2x 230. They always make it so that it is just too little so you buy another one! Slimy scammers!
1 0 ReplyThis si what science textbooks are going to look like in 20 years.
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