Scientists Train Full-Grown Man To Ask For Help When Needed
Scientists Train Full-Grown Man To Ask For Help When Needed
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Scientists Train Full-Grown Man To Ask For Help When Needed
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Now train my mom. Or at least get her to stop being pissy because I didn't help her with a task I didn't know she was doing in the first place.
Jk that's literally impossible.
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Apparently everyone's mom is in this comment lmao
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It's the most infuriating quality of mothers everywhere, I guess. Like holy shit, I'll help you, but you can't just expect me to have a spidey sense for when you've decided to do some plumbing MY GOD MOTHER.
Ahem.
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I know this is satire but if you want better men you have to teach boys a better rite of passage than becoming an alcoholic
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I love that the picture shows the man using the ASL sign for Help. Nice touch.
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When will they train People to actually help as opposed to simply advising platitudes?
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If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Kek
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Hydraulic press time?
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You just gotta keep your eyes on the prize.
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Wait Can I apply for this??
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If you can ask, you don’t need to.
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"The test subject, whom we have named Buster"
Lol
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What a time to be alive!
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I wish this didn’t ring so true.
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The Onion just reports facts these days
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I'll wait to get my hopes up until we find out if anyone can replicate their results.
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