Just play Black Metal, they're wearing corpse paint anyway
Under the first headline it shows that the sailors were using online platforms to share this tip. This reminds me of those viral messages of recharging your batteries in the microwave.
Only one explanation: The whales can access the internet
You'd think they'd just use Spotify then instead of hunting music boats
Yeah when I think about how to calm wild animals down, blasting metal is my go-to.
FFS.
Have they considered befriending the whales, or at least bribing them?
Killer Whales and humans have a long history of friendship and cooperative hunting. The orcas would lead people to large balleen whales, and the humans would spear them, taking most of the meat, but leaving the lips and tongue as payment to the Orcas.
This was before we turned their habitat into a toxic sludge superfreeway and exterminated their food supply.
Was thinking something similar. What if the whales just don't like the sailors' taste in heavy metal? Have we tried passing the aux to the whales? This could be a valuable learning experience.
Get out of the pit if you can't hang, boat.
Honestly we deserve it. Orcas are considered sapient and on par with human intelligence by many experts, and one could argue we're colonizing them.
I promise you, their solution will be "murder the orcas"
…it’s the easy answer so it’s the most likely.
That has been the solution to a non-existent problem for the better part of a century.
Highly relevant and highly recommend: https://youtu.be/DOWUHqDZjrA?si=Lf9Et_WycIcry6S9
Also highly recommended "alternative" video for the same awesome song: https://youtu.be/I53HDr0-Qew?si=bI0uTUD5tgS6rLRZ
Yes batmetal is phenomenal as well
Yea but have you considered https://yewtu.be/watch?v=SxOtD7OZ294
Must be playing Metalcore, I'd pummel them too
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I like Metalcore, but I don't like Djent or a lot of Prog or Mathcore. Saying something is metalcore also is already kinda like something is undefined rock music.
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NOW I CAN SEE THE WALES LOOMING OUT OF THE DARK
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLEEESSS!!!!
Like arrows in the sky
I can't believe my eyes, but it's true
Maybe they dislike the genre and while some swim away others might tackle the issue more hands on.
The point I'm trying to make is: Have Saylors tried Taylor Swift?
GOOD reference
Split your lungs with blood and thunder!
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Gets orcas pumped and ready to thrash
I see an expert in YT saying that you can calm a Cougar with "pspspspsps".
I heard that giving orcas torpedoes deters the attacks, maybe try that next?
It was all good until the parallel evolution of the orca circle pit
I think that someone is trying to kill me!
They just need to play the whales some Gojira
Must have accidentally played their favorite song, Go into the Water
Gojira really was ahead of it's time https://yewtu.be/watch?v=Qqg8bsDayak
Kudos for the post title. Well played =)
They're just trying to start a mosh pit.
From hells heart I shred sick riffs at thee!
