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25 0 ReplyBoner's Trick
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Botch isn't even antiquated! People use it all the time!
4 0 ReplyI would have argued with Alex over that one.
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what if instead of election day it was ejection day and everybody on the ballot would be catapulted out of an F-35
19 0 ReplyWhat if instead of ejection day it was rejection day and we turned our backs on everyone on the ballet and established the power of the proletariate vanguard?
17 0 ReplyCould we maybe do Rejection Day followed by Ejection Evening?
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that sounds dangerously productive
9 0 ReplyIf we can get congress to pay for it, i think we could get military weapons makers to lobby for it so they can make more money selling F35s.
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why else do they put you in a private booth to vote?
19 0 Replymy place only provides a little posterboard thing that sits on top of the table, so it's a little awkward for everyone else
13 0 Replyvoyeuristic democracy
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Isn't every day erection day?
.eth
17 0 ReplyIf you're in good vascular health, yes.
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Please stop laughing at Joker's boner.
17 0 Reply(I wish I could find that ASCII art from the old sub of "Joker's Dick", let's pretend it's here)
4 0 Replyswang that thang
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Where my faithless erectors at?
Erectoral College! The State of the Union if ERECT! God Bless the United States of Engorgica!
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6 0 Replythe day after would be pretty miserable
6 0 Replyidk, there'd be a lot of pressure-washing
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Erection Day is when we tear down all confederate statues and erect statues of Nat Turner and John Brown in their place
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4 0 ReplyBoner day is already a holiday. It’s July 4th.
3 0 ReplyDon't you know all that voting will make you go blind.
3 0 Replythey gotta put locks on the voting booths then
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