Wanna show me? Send a DM
Wanna show me? Send a DM
Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."
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He's holding it upside down
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I will report it to the shitpost police
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ACAB includes shitpost police 🫶
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There's no cord! Without it's curly whirly umbilical cord how will it survive on it's own?
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Here you are. One
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I'd be interested in a status update as the days go by- how many tubesteaks do you receive
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Zero so far. Am sad.
Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.
Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.
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thx bro
i'll even post it publicly so all can see my nice cock
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What a nice tail your cock has!
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THANKS! thanks, I massage it daily
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Dickpic
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thanks bro
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Thanks bro.
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Thanks, been a while since Dionysus told me that
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Last time I tried to take a dick pic, I forgot I had autosave to cloud on and despite deleting it after the irrational horny had passed, I was shaken to the core when I saw it when I was browsing the family photo feed.
Anyway, instead of sending you an actual pic of my dick, I spent quite a long while trawling dick pics on duck duck go until I found two that look quite like my actual dick. I'll message you.
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The only engineering they will do with me is the Smithsonian
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Thanks dude, glad someone appreciates it.
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Do not send pictures of your body to strangers.
Unless you want to give strangers leverage to social engineer or blackmail you.
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Stamets can blackmail me any time tbh
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Good because I have a video of you watching The Joe Rogan podcast and verbally agreeing after sustained laughter. You will pay me $416 immediately. No that number isn't specific for any reason. Send soon or I send the video to your family and post to /c/holup. My linktree and Kofi is in my bio. Chop chop.
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You'd first have to find out my identity
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Can't blackmail if I just say its a deepfake
taps head
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Rainbows on July 1st? How dare you sir; corporate America taught me that those are only allowed when you’re trying to sell branded crap in June.
Too bad. We're here, we're queer, show me your
COCK
ok 😉
Right here? In front of my Canada day?