oh I got the joke, nobody want to be an Iron
72 0 ReplyMan… I always picked iron because it was the easiest to grip
27 0 ReplyAnd slide
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Why is there a dong cage?
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33 0 Replybecause it's 4pm honey...
28 0 ReplyIts strapon time
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Because it's locktober. Lock your sissies up!
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I like the spring piece but my brother is always stealing it
44 0 ReplyPoor lil fella
9 0 ReplyI’m down to read your fanfic
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Everyone knows the race car is the best.
36 0 ReplyScrew that, gimme the battleship
12 0 ReplyI beg to differ... It is common knowledge that the boot is the best piece to use if you want to win
7 0 ReplyBecause of the strap?
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THIMBLE FOR LIFE
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..the penis?
Oh man it’s been a long time since I’ve played. For all I remember it could have have had a penis and I just forgot.
30 0 ReplyHmmm... If only it were a penis...
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I'm disappointed in myself that I didn't notice the dick cage until I read about it in the comments. I should probably get some sleep...
27 0 ReplyNo no, that's a good thing. Congrats.
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I irrationally want to swap the places of the dog and the hat so that the top row would all be things you wear.
26 0 ReplyI would have said that a wish for categorisation was pretty rational.
I fully support the dog-hat swap!
9 0 ReplyNo that's pretty rational. An irrational reason to move those pieces would be because the pancakes you had for breakfast had too much syrup on them.
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Just lock me up, i wanna go to jail.
Number 2
25 0 ReplyFuck you. I'm always the dog.
25 0 ReplyOk, I take the car or the magic hat.
5 0 ReplyCar 4 lyfe
4 0 ReplyTrue either dog or fingerhat
3 0 ReplyI've never heard someone call a thimble that.
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What's the difference between the thimble and the cock cage?
25 0 ReplyThe difference should be the size, but not all of us would know
14 0 ReplyOne you can fit your cock in it and the other you can fit in your cock
3 0 ReplyMaybe not size but shape?
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I wanna play with the dick cage.
25 0 ReplyThe dong protector/ lemon zester is always my favorite piece because it can obviously fill both roles at the same time.
23 0 ReplyIt's supposed to be a thimble.
10 0 ReplyI don't think bird cages are designed for protection.
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That's not a...why?
18 0 ReplyI'm very sad Parker Brothers' replaced the horse-and-rider with the cage.
14 0 ReplyI have a newer edition of Monopoly which has a T-rex, so obviously I always play as the T-rex.
14 0 ReplyWheelbarrow boys checking in
13 0 ReplyI like to flip it upside down to make it into a battle-bot
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Holup y are there 2 thimbles???
11 0 ReplyThey protect 2 different appendages silly
12 0 Reply2 different fingers
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I must have a different edition, because I have this instead of the spring thing.
10 0 ReplyPic broke for me, so I'm not sure if joke I'm missing out on or photo of horse, which was the best monopoly piece. But that's, uh.......not a spring.
5 0 ReplyTheir picture is of a Prince Charles (I think that’s what it’s called) so their joke is quite good actually.
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Top Hat. It isn't a sex aid, millennials. I know you haven't seen them before.
9 0 ReplyIts soo far from being a sex aid it's actually a sex hinderince
8 0 Reply.. And that's why average men and women got the vote in (UK) Representation of People Act 1918.
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Top hat and bottom hat
5 0 ReplyDog is best so you can do little flips and walks when you move down the board
5 0 ReplyThe $1.50 Costco hot dog and soda of course! If you haven't seen the new Costco edition you're missing out!
3 0 Replyi like to be shoe or dog, depending on my mood
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