1mo ago

Someone should convince Trump to wear colorful robes or a uniform and a fancy hat.

This whole timeline is getting so strange that I wouldn't be surprised if this actually happened.

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Invisible clothes that only smart people can see.
- .... that only true MAGA believers can see
  
  And they will still try to convince us they were the most beautiful robes you've never seen!
- Oh God, please don't unleash that on the world!
  
  But we already know what to expect thanks to Stormy Daniels.
  
  Don't worry, with unanimous support from Democrats, the Republicans passed the "Take It Down Act" which makes it illegal to host any such image online.
Someone from the Qatar government needs to make him a crown. And stress the fact that it has more jewels in it than the queen's one. He'd totally wear it
Or white robes instead of colorful ones. And a “fancy hat” with a point and two eye holes.
- You're a Grand Wizard, Donald!
- Ah, you mean his sunday pyjamas?
I keep expecting to see him wearing an ill-fitting military uniform covered in fake awards and accommodations.
- We'll see that once McDonalds offers him a purple heart happy meal
- Nah, he's not that kind of dictator. He doesn't need to feel like he's in the military - he needs to feel like he's above them, on top of them as it were. The big military parade isn't for him to feel like a general - it's so he can copy his authoritarian friends without actually having the military cred himself to back it up. It's cargo cult dictatorship.
And tell him the color orange is of royalty 👑 🧡
Yeah tell him I would like him twice as much if he did that.
But robes, not a uniform. Because he seems like he would really really get off on wearing a bunch of medals like that Libyian dictator.
He can't wear any sort of uniform, it causes his bone spurs to act up.
Gold fleece Depends.

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