I've heard this story before. It's starting to feel like it's the football that Lucy is holding while I run at to kick the game winning field goal.
I was going to stop being so indecisive, but then I thought some more about it and now I'm not sure that it's a good idea.
Ask the boss if we can draw for Secret Santa early this year and cheat so I get his name.
20 dead Mozilla and Firefox products
Those are rookie numbers!
--A single Google product manager, probably
That sounds cool. Do you have a link where I could check it out, bot?
I remember reading some cheeky post one time and thinking "that's pretty cute" and then I saw the person had a blue check next to their name and I cringed for them.
"I could fire him, but I'm going to need you to do us a favor."
You mean out towards the Abacos in the Bahamas?
That’s because of all the Queen music in the soundtrack. Big mistake.
Then we’ll go back to blaming it on the drugs and the rock and roll music.
“America is not a racist country.”
--Nikki Haley at the Republican National Convention
Has anyone seen my lost shaker of salt?
Absolutely insane that anyone was buying this garbage at any price.
That bribery money wasn't going to launder itself.
S/V Pinnacle, a Tartan 4100, leaving Buzzards Bay at the start of the 2023 Marion Bermuda Race. You can just make out my gray beard fiddling with the mainsail trim if you squint hard.