It's best to take a piss before eating a hot chip.

Interesting that your default unit of chips is 'a chip' and not 'a handful of chips' or 'a bag of chips'.

Yes. This is really good advice.

Even if you wash your hands... Did you really get all the oil off? Are you sure? ALL of it?

Look at this guy eating hot chips and lying.

Hot as in spicy? Yeah. I've made that mistake.