It's best to take a piss before eating a hot chip.
It's best to take a piss before eating a hot chip.
It's best to take a piss before eating a hot chip.
...why?
Edit: oh, spicy. Not fresh out of the oven like I was thinking.
Because OP does not believe in washing their hands after eating and before pissing.
Do you wash your hands before you piss?
Yes if I was eating something and my hands are not debris free.
Only the fanciest of pants for me.
Yup. My dick is clean and I aim on keeping it that way.