Caption this.

HL2 Stalker ass lookin' dog.

Many criteria are used to pick best in breed for the cyberdog category including traction, the total length of wiring, and quality of audio equipment (especially the subwoofers).

That is the dog equivalent of Half-Life 2's stalkers. There is no way this is a coincidence.

Robogreyhound

Wow, eldritch horrors beyond my imagination. Today has just been a wild ride for me.

I hate this dog.

Existence is suffering

I'm gonna pet it anyways

Poor boy, what did they do to you in the mane of science? What are their addresses?

Clearly the battery is positioned there in order to enable charging via belly rubs

Birds were just a deception all along

Yes, you can walk him. Ofcourse after he goes, you have to refill the canister.

Futurama - Robo Puppy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKq4C8ReooA

Marjorie Taylor Greene

I can't tell if this manmade horror beyond my comprehension is more of a Warhammer 40k space marine or a Trench Crusade monster.

The only dog Elmo ever loved.

An American artist's (mistaken) drawing of how the Digesting Dog may have worked

It looks like Jeff Bezos

NOPE

Vaal Hazak may not be that far behind

Doggy Style