The US government claims to have powers of chronomancy
The US government claims to have powers of chronomancy
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This reminds me of how in the Command and Conquer: Red Alert series, the fact that Einstein develops weapons to kill Soviets is incredibly ironic if you know anything at all about the actual Einstein
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Juche Necromancy vs Capitalist Chronomancy
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We all know who will win in that fight
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Not content with aping the Tiberium saga through climate change, reality decided we needed the endless campy war of Red Alert as well.
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Supreme Leader Trump Donald is said to be able to single-handedly annihilate distance, cause things to grow, and improve productivity.
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oh, and he has time travel powers
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Folks, you won't believe it. They invented the past! Everyone was always saying that there is just the present. Great!
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Our technologies permit us to manipulate time and space. They leave distance annihilated, cause things to grow, and improve productivity.
Great copypasta!
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Our plan is to accelerate the rest of the world to relativistic speeds so the US passes centuries of technological development in an instant and is prepared for global domination once it resynchronizes.
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Kratsios is a Thiel guy, maybe he accidentally revealed too much here.
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Let them cook
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Oh shit, Trump's got his hands on Dialga and Palkia!
- How cute
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"Trazyn is responsible for this, somehow."
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Trump finally building the Stargate
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We're making tremendous deals with the Goa'uld, loser Jack ONeill can't even imagine what they've given us already
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But that back in your mouth.
Startgate deserves better than that!
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Stargate is a show that i can't watch anymore after becoming communist. Basically every episode i laugh "no chance US would do that" at a surprising lack of imperialism and incredibly naive belief in the justice and universality of US judiciary system, especially striking for members of US armed forces and intelligence services.
Also the show is basically grimdark, Goa'uld parasitic theocracy gets replaced with US space imperialism.
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I never expected to be governed by a dr. bronner's container and yet here we are
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Trump's presidency feels like 6 years already but according to unconfirmed and false rumors, it has only been 3 months. He can bend time.
According to his doctor, god-emperor Trump also grew an inch sometimes in the last 4 years. He can bend space.
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Playin red alert 2 as the allies be like
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manipulating time and space is not only chronomancy but also teleportation
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