It's a rule that the existence of vegan shoes implies the existence of carnivorous shoes
It's a rule that the existence of vegan shoes implies the existence of carnivorous shoes
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@essell
Some shoes have leather in them, in the past it was almost universal that shoes would be made of leather, but with the advent of modern plastics and rubbers most shoes these days aren't made of leather anymore, since leather is more expensive.Side note, in the past shoes were much more repairable and there were actually people known as cobblers who would make and, get this, repair shoes. Nowadays many modern shoes, especially sneakers, are built in a way that makes them significantly less if not completely unrepairable, which really sucks. We should be able to repair shoes just like in the old days #righttorepair
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Many shoes contain leather or wool or something. Vegan isn't just about food
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I know right, I'm surprised there are so many people here who don't appear to get that. If I look at the image I assume the seller of this pair of shoes just slapped a buzzword on but vegan shoes and clothing are a thing and since when is everything that is not vegan carnivorous? Cheese and honey are also neither, right.
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Jokes like this aren't to imply that there are only two options. It also implies the existence of pescatarian shoes for example. The joke is that you apply other related terms to the situation, usually the most absurd of them. In this case carnivorous was probably chosen for the implication that the shoes themselves are carnivorous and would eat you if you wore them.
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So, mostly plastic with some plant materials?
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It depends. For example I just made one quick search, "biodegradable vegan shoes", and this was one of the first results:
Also see here, leather at least as bad environmentally, in addition to being ethically awful.
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Vegans avoid animal products outside food too?
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"Vegan" originally meant "vegetarian + no non-food animal products", which later got distorted into "vegetarian", then thanks to crooks promoting the "carnivore" diet, "person that actually eats their veggies". No really, the last one started to spread from gymbro forums after one of them said "um, ackchually, fiber is carbs too".
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Yes.
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Sorry didn't mean it as an actual question. More an incredulous tone
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Vegans love microplastics.
edit: lol, love you cud chewers
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Vegan aka Synthetics. It's just a fuckin buzzword.
Now if it was Oil and Animal free It would kinda cool.
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Something tells me the label "Plastic" wouldn't sell as well.
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No, vegan aka not made with shitty glue made of animal bones. It is not just a buzzword.
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Hey horse Jesus died for our glue ...
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That would be kind of wild! I wonder if it's possible with that mango leather I've heard about.
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My wife said the same but we never looked into it.
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Yeah this is just plastic washing.
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Shit it even says it right there "machine washable"
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This pair of shoes was made by happy vegan child labor instead of sad carnivore child labor.
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I am pretty sure that called leather
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Vegan "leather" is made of plastic. Plastic is a by product of the oil industry. Oil is made out of dinosaurs. Plastic is not vegan.
Take THAT PeTA!
Also huge eye rolling and /s
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Ackschully oil is made from plant matter, not dinosorus 🤓
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Algae and Plankton technically, though some of those plankton (Zooplankton) are animals, not plants, they're all mixed together and baked under high pressure, no way to separate the zooplankton from the phytoplankton.
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Alt: wool lined moccasin
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Also looks to be made of leather too, which is kind of a bigger problem.
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Aren't most cheap shoes vegan? It didn't occur to me this is something I have to watch out for
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It's possible, and if finances are a struggle you just kind of have to make your best guess in some cases, or buy used. Most of the time when shoes have leather, they advertise it pretty boldly, so that helps. Still, you never know - for example, what are the adhesives made out of? That's why vegan certifications are important, a lot of things can be easily hidden, and a lot of companies aren't particularly clear on their use of animal products even when reached out to directly.
Going vegan means learning to have to put everything under a microscope. The word 'vystopia' exists for good reason.
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No. Instead, it implies that eating this shoe is better for your health than eating a non-vegan one.
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Do we have a term for individuals that refrain from eating shoes? Because vegan shoe or not, I identify as a person who doesn't eat shoes.
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i don't know man, that looks synthetic to me
what would dinosaurs think of this "vegan" shoe?
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How does it being synthetic have anything to do with it being vegan?
And a dinosaur would think "cool shoes".
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He's just being a pedantic asshole
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Those fabrics are made of plastic, which is derived from oil, which forms over long periods of time from buried decaying plant and animal matter. 70% of the Earth's oil is from the Mesozoic Era, which encompassed the Triassic, Jurassic, and Cretaceous Periods, so formed during a time when dinosaurs lived and jokes about oil being made of dinosaurs are common. Oil is actually made of plankton rather than dinosaurs, though.
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My guess is that the lack of leather constitutes being vegan.
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plastics are usualy from oil, and oil is from dinosaura
although googling it now it seems it was disproven
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Now I can eat shoes without feeling guilty.
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I'm not ready to commit to vegan footwear, but I'm happy with my vegetarian sneakers.
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You seen those alligator skin cowboy boots? Thems carnivore shoes
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You are an evil piece of shit, seriously go fuck yourself, spammer.
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Kill a vegan, skin them, tan the skin, make shoes, add the same dual use Vegan sticker.
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Cows are vegan. But their leather isn't. Or is this a le funny joke?
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Le funny joke punchline is that the shoes are vegan, as they are made of vegans. This is humorous because "vegan" shoes usually imply that the shoes are vegan, not made of vegans. This discreptancy can often be interpreted as humorous, or shocking.
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