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the_dunk_tank @hexbear.net Parsani [love/loves, comrade/them] @hexbear.net 12 mo. ago

Lol lmao

WHERE ARE ALL THE COMMODITIES MARX, I DON'T SEE THEM ON MY COMPUTER.

https://twitter.com/drumm_colin/status/1710387435497226471

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Found this doozy too

What the fuck does that even mean?
- Are we sure they aren't being sarcastic?
  
  This is almost too braindead to be real, especially with that name.
  
  It's man from Dead Souls, (Petrushka iirc) who read a lot of books but understand nothing from them.
- This guy is like 10% decent criticism of academia and 90%
  
  I don't know how it fits in with your breakdown, but I'm seeing around 95%
- this has to be a bot right? so incoherent
  
  lol no, he runs like an online school
- Love based analysis
  
  Of all the emotions I felt reading capital I can’t say love was one of them
Wealth isn't commodities, it is numbers on a computer. How dare you imply that the only reason the numbers matter is that they entitle me to buy commodities!
- What commodity fetishism does to a mf
- Also there are entire chapters dedicated to the commodity known as "money"
  
  Marx continues to lol, and lmao, in his grave
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marx failed to consider Schwab dot com

Death to America
what if it was cummodities and it was just for the fellas?
- hell ya
"Youre doing a bit"

"Fuck off!" ... (Says exactly what I'd say next if this was a bit)
least infantile criticism of marx
If someone on the internet says "grownups are talking" there's a good chance they have a wall of Funko Pops, but maybe in their defense they're only Funko Pops of mature characters from edgy shows.
I opened up my Schwab account and I have 10 shares of a mutual fund. I own thousands of companies. I’m literally bourgeois yet I’m still poor. Care to explain that, marxoids?
- Yeah it's being bad at being a capitalist read State & Rev liberal
I just picked some moss and you know what it wasn't? A commodity! And neither was the ant I licked. It did get confused, though. This is why Marx was wrong.
- I just picked some moss
  
  hey :(
  
  Oh sorry I meant licked. Don't worry no moss was harmed in this bad joke.
- Sorry but you mixed your labor with it, so its basically a commodity now. Your almost bourgeois
most cogent anticommunist theory
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what the fuck?
this has to be a bit, right?
God I love the internet
I think this perfectly sums up all political debates i ever had on the internet.
:pathetic:
“grownups are talking” 🤣🤣🤣
A perfect illustration of the average burger American’s political beliefs
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grandson please help me find my conmodities, they disappeared, it must be that antivirus you installed
- Mr. Marx is helping me find my commodities.
Lmao this reads very funny but im also very drunk so i have n o idea if im reading this coherently at all.
"People keep talking about nation-states doing things, but all I'm seeing are humans and physical land. No nation-states in sight! Clearly all political theory is incoherent and wrong."
- You joke, but he's basically there now: https://nitter.net/drumm_colin/status/1711037664529674598
  
  The king of category errors.

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