Idioms
Meme in a format "chads vs soyaks":
Chads - Polish idioms
Soyaks - English Idioms
If you’re trying to mock English idioms then those aren’t even close to the worse.
How about:
“I screwed the pooch on this one”
I'm not the meme was sent to mw
My great grandmother that had one that was:
Stop masturbating under that apple tree.
Maybe sounded better in Polish.
We've got "shit or get off the pot"
English ones:
go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut
it's a cunt hair away
to piss in the wind
shove it up your arse
One I like is "Not a snowball's chance in hell"
Why don't you take a flying fuck at the mooooooooooooon?
Shit hits the fan
Up shits creek
No fucks given.
Couldn't give a fuck.
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
My favorite variation on this I ever heard came from one of my coworkers a few jobs ago. I forget the exact context, but:
"Hey [Name], can you get this done?"
"Can the Pope's dick fit through a donut?"
"....I don't know?"
"Exactly 😎👉"
Does a bear shit in the Pope's hat?
You make a mean caucasian, Jackie
Does he?
Why you keep askin' me that? Where his holiness does his business, is his business.
All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ
Sometimes
English idiom in the vein of Polish shit idioms:
Stack wishes in one hand and shit in the other and see which one piles up first.
First time I heard a variation of it was from Mike Nelson on MST3K. He said crap instead of shit, obviously.
My family has always used "shit in one hand and wish in the other, see which one's ready first"
This is the version I've heard, but anytime I try to use it, I forget everything after "shit in one hand" and just trail off
This is the best thing I've seen online in a week.
I prefer that one to the other one that means the same thing:
If wishes were fishes, we'd have some to fry.
To share the best idiom from ex yu: "you fucked a hedgehog"
Is Grandma ok?!
Yeah, it means shit's gonna hit the fan
Lmao but why? Are Polish folks especially concerned about the bathroom habits of their elders?!
Edit to add: before even knowing what it meant this one was my favorite.
The early bird in the hand that feeds is worth a thousand words
The early bird flu catches the brain worm.
"When You're born a whore You won't die a canary." "You are getting to it like a dog to a hedgehog."
huh? what are the original idioms? i only ever heard the boar one (but the wolf version)
I definitely need context for "grandma's sitting has ended"
means "I am enraged" can be said e.g. by mom to children
So Sportsfreund, jetzt hat die Oma ausgeschissen!