Kiribati really phoned it in

Have you ever seen a map of the US?
- Springfield. Lafayette.
  
  Paris.
  Ohio liked it so much, there are three.
  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_Township,_Ohio
  
  Find me 3 Lafayette's that are pronounced the same way.
  If you want hard mode, find 3 people in a Lafayette who agree how to pronounce it.
  I swear it's less inspiration or theft, more convergent spelling.
  
  Versailles (pronounced ver-sails in Ohio)
- As a guy from Northern Ireland, the fact that there is a "Derry" and "Londonderry" right beside each other in New Hampshire is hilarious
  
  They were probably named that by guys from northern Ireland...
- The US is too damn big and got populated too damn fast. You try coming up with 100 trillion place names in a couple hundred years without making any duplicates.
  They even assimilated a ton of Native American names despite conquering and appropriating their lands. Goes to show how desperate they were for original names.
- Hell, just a map of Texas
- There's a Tokio, Washington. They got Santa in Idaho. Those are just the funny ones in my area I know about.
  
  Santa Claus, Indiana too