7h ago

Let’s Talk About Botched Weiner Implants

futurism.com Let’s Talk About Botched Weiner Implants

Let's talk about the horrific nature of penis implants gone awry -- which are a little-regulated and very real concern.

25 comments

I'd rather not, actually

Here is a quote from this article “In other words, botched penis implants are no laughing matter — and people who get them deserve pity, not derision.”
Un excuse me, if anyone deserves derision for a botched pee pee enlargement procedure its space karen who shits on trans people but gets every possible form of gender affirmation care for himself.
How much did the swasticar driving, uses his own kid as a human shield and leaves him behind as he walks off stage at a fascist rally, space karen, have to _bribe pay this rag to write this story making azalea banks look like the shitty person instead of the literal fucking fascist piece of shit without whom the world would be a much better place?!?
- and people who get them deserve pity, not derision.”
  Look, if your dick is seriously messed up then sure.
  If you're just doing it out of vanity though, you can go fuck yourself. There are starving children in the world (because of the disparity in wealth) and you're wasting thousands on superficial dick surgeries?
  Literally no sympathy or empathy from me. You have too much money and it's good when it comes back to bite you.

TLDR: FElon has an angry inch.

Article: weird sympathy for Musk throughout
Footer of article: "More on Musk's alleged sex life:"

Isn't a penile implant gender affirming?
- So are hair plugs.
  
  And jaw widening or whatever it’s called no way their head is supposed to be that shape
- Almost all of Musk's surgeries are gender affirming
- Yes.

I thought it's "wiener implants", from Vienna sausages.
- "Weiner" is pronounced much like "whiner" which would explain some things about Musk.
  
  I think it would mean the same in German too.

I thought ot was a rumor lile Manson's ribs until this article. Elon is a mangled dick loser.

The only reason I would be somewhat pleased to hear about Musk's failed penile implant is, as the richest man in the world, he can throw money at the problem to get some more advancements in this type of surgery for everyone. Even if that's not his intention.
This has a decent chance to help trans men with options for gender-affirming surgeries. Otherwise, I don't give two shits about his member.
- It makes me happy to think he is so insecure with his small pecker and cant enjoy a basic life pleasure like human intimacy. I hope he got the crunchy noises stabbing pains disgusting smells and puss filled lesions on his little shrimp diq. Fuq space karen. He used his son as a literal human shield pr stunt. walked off stage without him leaving him like 30+ feet behind for some underpaid grunt to redirect/parent once his PR stunt/ human shield services were no longer required. Between Elon musk and Donald trump. Its hard to say which one of them is the most disgusting festering bag of garbage disguised as a human being.
  
  That was way too much visual in one comment, well done.
- For the sake of the many-
  Elon should have the best penis humanly possible, we can rebuild him, we have the technology.
  ::: That really hurt to say :::
- Would rather see him, you know, improve the standard of living for those who need it.
  All the money being wasted on "cosmetic dick surgeries" could be spent feeding and housing children who don't have food or shelter.
  But hey, trans people like money too. So we know why they care more about cultural issues over fiscal ones.

I'm just imagining Musk as the Burning Desire guy from Cyberpunk 2077.
Ugh. Satisfaction guaranteed they said...
You even know how much it hurts? Like I'm screwin' a god damned pencil sharpener!
- I like to imagine Musk as the Flaming Crotch Man from Cyberpunk 2077 when you decide to not help him (his bottom half explodes).