4mo ago

Amazon boss Jeff Bezos could face prison over knife sales to children

www.telegraph.co.uk

Harsher sentences will also apply to bosses of online stores who let under-18s buy deadly weapons in Home Office crackdown

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4mo ago

Amazon boss Jeff Bezos could face prison over knife sales to children

www.telegraph.co.uk /news/2025/02/19/jeff-bezos-could-face-prison-amazon-knife-sales-children/

37 comments

- This headline is so far from reality it should be institutionalized as a danger to itself and society.
- Odds are actually less than a meteorite randomly killing him , and those odds are literally astronomical.
Billionaires don't go to prison, silly. Billionaires are above the law.
- But not above a guillotine
- There is this one country where they're not above the law 🇨🇳
- But billionaires are below the blade of the guillotine
- Billionaires are the law
lol like hell he will. The oligarchs are clearly in control of the US
I don't think we should be posting such pornographic fictions in this community.
that's a pardoning
- That’s an appointment to a cabinet position.
  
  Chief Secretary of Knife Sales to Minors
As an American: lol. Lmao even. The European mind cannot comprehend the unvarnished corruption of the American legal system
- I can't help but picture some stereotypical British street urchin child (think Oliver Twist) buying a knife from Amazon.
  
  And the avatar for Amazon just carelessly hands a child a long jagged grooved blade that serves no apparent purpose but gleeful, sadistic murder
I'll bark like a dog for 7days if he spent even a single day in jail
😂 the telegraph with the hottest out of touch take of the year.
0.00000000000% Chance.
He'd buy the Judge, the Jury, the Courthouse, The News.
More likely, it'll become retroactively legal to sell katanas to newborns.
- He doesn't have to. He already paid off Trump, who will pardon him.
Ok, yeah, I’m sure this is what will finally send him to prisons. 😂
Could, but won't. At most he'd pay a fine that would be nothing but pocket change to him.
Harsher sentences will also apply to bosses of online stores who let under-18s buy ~~deadly weapons~~ silverware in Home Office crackdown
FTFY.
- UK politics is its own brand of out there
Yeah fucking right, the laws are just for us plebs.
Americans give guns to their kids and let them play with pit bulls. This wouldn't mean a thing to them.
Sure he could, sure...
Shyeeah,. When monkeys fly out of my butt.
Pigs can fly and penguins can walk on lava.
I would be fucking ASTOUNDED if this happened.
Does this mean online knife stores are gonna start carding?
He could legit murder a kid with one of those knives and not serve a single day 😂
I'm pretty sure he paid millions to Trump to prevent prison
Let's hope so
Can we get a real publication instead of this fantastical comic book?

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