What job do you need this hard hat for?
What job do you need this hard hat for?
What job do you need this hard hat for?
I hear the cartels are big on OSHA
Adam Savage
White fedora? It's for when you recall a faulty android.
Yee-haw'n
That’s going on my next resume
[Walking away, kicking rocks]
"I yee'd when I shoulda haw'd"
#1 douchebag for that particular job site
Sometimes you're at work and have to m'lady someone.
Texan oil pumping
Super Bowl Commercial.
Tory Bruno, CEO of ULA wears a cowboy hard hat. Clearly this is how you become rich.
I'll take 10, then.
Unfortunately these buffs don't stack. And the effect only works when constructing large enough engineering feats where people have to look straight up to see the whole thing.
To be a smooth criminal
Annie, are you okay?
Yee-har'd hat.
I read it as "Ye harde hat."
I don't need the job. I need the hat.
If you wear it, they will come.
Paintball cosplay.
Professional Bull-rider?
Anyone sparing no expense to open a lab-created dinosaur park?
Plot twist: He spared much expense.
The man from Delmonte says this building has to go
Construction cowboy
Doing inventory at your bootleg bourbon warehouse. Safety wingtips sold separately.
Yes.
a one man village people band
australian
Any place with screws loose or loose nuts.
Crane operator.
They never get dirty.
The foreman, of course
Perfect for horse riding and cattle driving.
Honestly, now that you mention it, I 100% unironically want to see this worn in an equestrian show.
That's a job site toilet. Put it down, that's gross..!
"...You wouldn't go to the toilet in it...and then steal it again!"
Funny thing is these don't meet ANSI Z89.1 and therefore can't be used in most workplaces
It doesn't have to be safe ... it just has to 'look' safe
Yeah, some people with clipboards and orange vests came by, and they said it's fine.
Is it because the strength of the arch is diminished by the crease? Or because it could channel a falling sharp object into rather than away from one's skull?
That was my first thought. The only way this could be somewhat safe is if the hat aesthetic was a flimsy facade and would crumple at the slightest pressure, and underneath the facade was an actual hard hat.
Many of them do.