What job do you need this hard hat for?
What job do you need this hard hat for?
What job do you need this hard hat for?
Dude... ANY job.
This did not go over well when I delivered my last eulogy, just FYI.
If they got pissed off enough, I bet you were glad you had it.
Now that I think about it, it did a pretty good job of deflecting a flower arrangement in a glass vase.